Dave Newport
@newppudsey.bsky.social
Retired Yorkshireman still working hard to remain irrelevant. Usually he/him but occasionally “not today thank you”
Are we allowed to grind the bastards down?
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Are we allowed to grind the bastards down?
Greetings from God’s own County, loving all your books I’ve read (Ack-Ack, Embers, Descendant)
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Greetings from God’s own County, loving all your books I’ve read (Ack-Ack, Embers, Descendant)
You could make them Reform MP’s but that might be going too far
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You could make them Reform MP’s but that might be going too far
Is it really defaced! Maybe only getting its just desserts
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Is it really defaced! Maybe only getting its just desserts
Mellow fox? Is that your version of silver fox?
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mellow fox? Is that your version of silver fox?
Your favourite sunny place
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Your favourite sunny place
The what of where now 🤦🏼♂️
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The what of where now 🤦🏼♂️
Abso-chuffing-lutely
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Abso-chuffing-lutely
As a Brit who’s never heard of Buccees I find all those sentences slightly scary
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
As a Brit who’s never heard of Buccees I find all those sentences slightly scary
I’m also loving the Royal Label Factory, though it’s made me imagine that in earlier times all royals had to be tied to parcel labels in case they wandered off
July 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m also loving the Royal Label Factory, though it’s made me imagine that in earlier times all royals had to be tied to parcel labels in case they wandered off
How I arrived on Bluesky
a yellow mascot is running in front of a large explosion with a picture of a woman in the corner
Alt: a yellow mascot is running in front of a large explosion with a picture of a woman in the corner
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Everyone loves a balloon
December 31, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Everyone loves a balloon
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
In a good way
In a good way
December 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
In a good way
In a good way