Newport Wizards
newportwizards.bsky.social
Newport Wizards
@newportwizards.bsky.social
We smokin shit in a glass pipe, blowin the lord's bubbles.
"rent free" is a corny cope phrase for losers who cant handle high dosages of hating.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Arm Joe also has Yujiro Hanma as the final boss character, but they changed his name to "Judgement".
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It means the shareholders have chugged the AI kool-aid down to the last drop, and now we're all gonna see more of that shit whether we like it or not.
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bald.
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Post more regal kitty cat, we need more regalposting so the deranged freak in the replies either gets sick of it & leaves bluesky all together, or suffers a completely self-inflicted stress induced heart attack that they could have easily avoided by not having a perpetual meltdown on the internet.
September 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Cultish swiftie types deserve every ounce of hate sent their way, and then some. All this energy and venom just so they can defend an unfathomably mid singer. I'm certain these types of people would break down sobbing if someone viciously insulted them the same way they do to others on social media.
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Anyone who thinks that post is "mucho texto" is an illiterate toddler in a grown man's body. Anything close to one paragraph of text is considered "yapping" to them, I wouldn't be shocked if these people still struggle with those little gold picture books that barely have 2 or 3 sentences per page.
August 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Taking potshots at the earth with an orbital laser for no reason AND solving world hunger with the dinner blaster ? Welegi's got my vote for the second term, 4 more years !
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Freak losers will always start turning beet red when they realize you aren't a self-doxxing exhibitionist that plasters every bit of personal info for the internet to see. The real cowards are the ones spewing this bs, they'll never admit the fact that they just want to easily ruin someone's life.
July 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Always been celebrated for it's excellence.
July 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Stock up on shotgun shells and tell em they'll look like the photos if any crooked HOA thugs try anything stupid with you. Don't be afraid to defend yourself if their death threats are genuine.
June 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Someone should develop a 100+ chapter series and claim that every line of dialogue from every character in the series is also a part of the title, then the arms race of "most long winded title" will finally come to an end.
June 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Attention is like heroin for losers and bums, and there's nothing they wont do for just one more hit. Tell a person like that to jump off a cliff and they'll say no, but if you'd claim that people would get super butthurt over them painting the rocks with their brain matter then they'd do a flip.
June 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Counterpoint : The dreaded tax write-off.
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Looks like some kinda deep sea creature that latched onto the player's head and formed a symbiotic relationship with them. It gets to sip on a little hackblood every now and then, while the player gets to see their health and ammo count.
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Perfect battleground for the emperor's finest to take back the stolen prop titan parts from those pesky chaos griefers.
March 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Lock in and parry all the strikes Daigo Vs Justin Wong style.
March 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM