Phase one ( #rat #dinner ) complete up next..... WORLD DOMINATION ( #FrenchToast )!!!!
#ratsky #ratsofbluesky

They love nothing more than helping me with household chores, if only they were large enough to do the dishes😔 #ratsofbluesky #ratsky #mondaymornings

Wait....is....is this building tryna fuck me?

Presently striding through the darkest recesses of the infernal cave (at work) brewing a nefarious necrosis inducing poison (prepping lettuce) for the war against the imperial plague (the war against the imperial plague, this one was real)

Bouta pay $200+ bc my idiot rat managed to impale himself with a fucking sunflower seed
#RatsofBlueSky

But if I did the same thing I'd be wrong

Good Night World

I'm a grown man and I still wanna be Steve

Seen a cool pigeon at the bus stop, I'ma name him Ignacio

Took @pvppyl0v.bsky.social to the comic book store today and she discovered they have pins and stickers, I might starve here

WHY PAY $1298576 FOR MARIO KART WHEN GARFIELD KART FURIOUS RACING NOW HAS A BUTTPLUG MOD THANKS TO @dryicedmatcha.bsky.social

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Surprised we slept through this actually but someone took a street pole out in the middle of the night, gotta love walking to work in Denver

Whatchu mean you don't wanna #smoke a blunt before work in the abandoned #baseball bleachers?

#UrbanExplorer #UrbanExploring #Abandoned #AbandonedLocations #StonerThoughts

What kind of absolutely MONSTER decides to SOFT SCRAMBLE a fucking FOUR CHEESE, SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOM OMELETTE? With ONIONS, BELL PEPPERS, AND SALSA?!?!? #cooking #chef #breakfast #dinner #eggs #food #foodporn #LazyDinner #homemade