Chiropractors still counted as professional, let’s go! Our president‘s recent health issues would be fixed by a very professional neck adjustment. Maybe on a daily basis if the first one doesn’t work

was a CS undergrad several years ago and changed majors on a gut feeling, feel like I got on the last chopper out of ’nam

this gave me ptsd about the hiring process for my first clinical healthcare job, which required 5 references (at least 2 being managers) and only after a week of me scrambling to get them did they offer me a whopping $15/hour lmao

also if sinner chokes away another one he might be wearing grippy socks in a padded room for awhile, i know i would at least lol

used to be one where i grew up in the midwest and it went out of business, which makes sense to me — half the point of a pizza place is that an industrial oven kicks the shit out of what you have at home!

no longer supporting medicare for all, medicare for vaccinated is the enlightened path

was high as shit at a hockey game and joked with a buddy about a zamboni driver trying to publicly end his life but failing because it can only go 5 mph. To this day I sometimes randomly think "suicidal zamboni driver" and smile

Canadian propaganda making us say fourth of July

even when he’s not on the court he’s practicing his french defense. elite

i refuse to get excited though because they could still explode and win this 130-128 or something. game of runs, yada yada