Newmo99
@newmo99.bsky.social
attorney, trivia & karaoke lover, dive bar snob, she/her, 606 native, Jeopardy bronze medalist
And consider my bouche amused
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
And consider my bouche amused
Henry Kissinger died the last time I sat here for dinner. Let’s hope [redacted] kicks it while I have my main course
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Henry Kissinger died the last time I sat here for dinner. Let’s hope [redacted] kicks it while I have my main course
This is what happens when kids aren’t taught the classics
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is what happens when kids aren’t taught the classics
My natural Scots-Irish flush when I drink prompted the bartender to deliver a tall glass of ice water. I’ve only had two glasses of wine but I’m not wearing much makeup so 🤷🏻♀️
Rude but I’m not going to fault him for assuming the worst
Rude but I’m not going to fault him for assuming the worst
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My natural Scots-Irish flush when I drink prompted the bartender to deliver a tall glass of ice water. I’ve only had two glasses of wine but I’m not wearing much makeup so 🤷🏻♀️
Rude but I’m not going to fault him for assuming the worst
Rude but I’m not going to fault him for assuming the worst
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A guy in our IT Department organized a bourbon advent calendar at work this year. There were 10 of us in Louisville who bought in and we decanted it all tonight. I couldn’t fit it all into one picture
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A guy in our IT Department organized a bourbon advent calendar at work this year. There were 10 of us in Louisville who bought in and we decanted it all tonight. I couldn’t fit it all into one picture
First half wasn’t exactly what I’d call “good” but at least I have a fun new sweatshirt for the season
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
First half wasn’t exactly what I’d call “good” but at least I have a fun new sweatshirt for the season
We quote Metalocalypse on a regular basis. I got to break this one out just today
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We quote Metalocalypse on a regular basis. I got to break this one out just today
Post you from a different era
Young lawyer circa 2010
Young lawyer circa 2010
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Post you from a different era
Young lawyer circa 2010
Young lawyer circa 2010
Yes, we’re really annoying but dammit I love Kentucky fandom. Why not get a discounted interest rate on a car loan when your basketball team wins?
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yes, we’re really annoying but dammit I love Kentucky fandom. Why not get a discounted interest rate on a car loan when your basketball team wins?
Lily Allen in the booth:
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lily Allen in the booth:
When you have no school gear (for obvious reasons) but do have Louisville-centric apparel
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
When you have no school gear (for obvious reasons) but do have Louisville-centric apparel
When in Louisville, I reckon. Go Cards (for tonight, anyway)
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When in Louisville, I reckon. Go Cards (for tonight, anyway)
This is stolen businesswoman valor
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is stolen businesswoman valor
True story: there is a photo of Joe B. Hall fishing in short shorts that I wanted to use for this but the internet refuses to find it for me
Here’s a close second:
Here’s a close second:
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
True story: there is a photo of Joe B. Hall fishing in short shorts that I wanted to use for this but the internet refuses to find it for me
Here’s a close second:
Here’s a close second:
What is going on at Amazon such that it, a truly ubiquitous brand, has to send mass mailings to find recruits? And how did I end up on this mailing list? It’s addressed to me, not “current resident.” Maybe they studied the unhappiness of the legal profession and decided to give it a shot
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What is going on at Amazon such that it, a truly ubiquitous brand, has to send mass mailings to find recruits? And how did I end up on this mailing list? It’s addressed to me, not “current resident.” Maybe they studied the unhappiness of the legal profession and decided to give it a shot
Here’s the final product
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Here’s the final product
Today is Hilltop Tavern’s last day. I’ll get a little mushy later but for now, please enjoy the “last last call” selfie I tried to take in Portrait mode, forgetting that it will light up the full screen if needed, and I immediately recoiled at the brightness
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today is Hilltop Tavern’s last day. I’ll get a little mushy later but for now, please enjoy the “last last call” selfie I tried to take in Portrait mode, forgetting that it will light up the full screen if needed, and I immediately recoiled at the brightness
