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Newmo99
@newmo99.bsky.social
attorney, trivia & karaoke lover, dive bar snob, she/her, 606 native, Jeopardy bronze medalist
And consider my bouche amused
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Henry Kissinger died the last time I sat here for dinner. Let’s hope [redacted] kicks it while I have my main course
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is what happens when kids aren’t taught the classics
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My natural Scots-Irish flush when I drink prompted the bartender to deliver a tall glass of ice water. I’ve only had two glasses of wine but I’m not wearing much makeup so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rude but I’m not going to fault him for assuming the worst
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A guy in our IT Department organized a bourbon advent calendar at work this year. There were 10 of us in Louisville who bought in and we decanted it all tonight. I couldn’t fit it all into one picture
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
First half wasn’t exactly what I’d call “good” but at least I have a fun new sweatshirt for the season
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We quote Metalocalypse on a regular basis. I got to break this one out just today
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Post you from a different era

Young lawyer circa 2010
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What an odd grouping
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yes, we’re really annoying but dammit I love Kentucky fandom. Why not get a discounted interest rate on a car loan when your basketball team wins?
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lily Allen in the booth:
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When you have no school gear (for obvious reasons) but do have Louisville-centric apparel
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
When in Louisville, I reckon. Go Cards (for tonight, anyway)
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is stolen businesswoman valor
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
True story: there is a photo of Joe B. Hall fishing in short shorts that I wanted to use for this but the internet refuses to find it for me

Here’s a close second:
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OMG ALREADY
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What is going on at Amazon such that it, a truly ubiquitous brand, has to send mass mailings to find recruits? And how did I end up on this mailing list? It’s addressed to me, not “current resident.” Maybe they studied the unhappiness of the legal profession and decided to give it a shot
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A tale of two fandoms
October 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WE’RE SO BACK
September 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Here’s the final product
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Today is Hilltop Tavern’s last day. I’ll get a little mushy later but for now, please enjoy the “last last call” selfie I tried to take in Portrait mode, forgetting that it will light up the full screen if needed, and I immediately recoiled at the brightness
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM