If Superman was raised in Kansas, why the hell doesn't he have a southern accent?
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If Superman was raised in Kansas, why the hell doesn't he have a southern accent?
Excited to have an NRL (rugby league) side in Perth. Tried Googling Perth Bears, and I didn't get the webpage that I was expecting. You go looking for some burly blokes smashing it on the footy field, and you end up in a completely different kind of scrum.
July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Excited to have an NRL (rugby league) side in Perth. Tried Googling Perth Bears, and I didn't get the webpage that I was expecting. You go looking for some burly blokes smashing it on the footy field, and you end up in a completely different kind of scrum.
Robertson is a damn expensive 40 year old reliever. Expecting them to offload someone. Maybe Walker?
July 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Robertson is a damn expensive 40 year old reliever. Expecting them to offload someone. Maybe Walker?
Here I am, the lone Aussie watching a US cover band of Aussie rock group ACDC. These guys aren't half bad for a cover band. #OnlyBoganInTheVillage
July 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Here I am, the lone Aussie watching a US cover band of Aussie rock group ACDC. These guys aren't half bad for a cover band. #OnlyBoganInTheVillage
JoJo Siwa just called the Padres to ask for her wardrobe back
July 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
JoJo Siwa just called the Padres to ask for her wardrobe back
Reminder me, what are humans supposed to do without power?
June 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reminder me, what are humans supposed to do without power?
I'm still adjusting to living in the US. It's the little things, like searching Amazon for men's thongs that get me. I sure as hell can't wear those on my feet.
June 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm still adjusting to living in the US. It's the little things, like searching Amazon for men's thongs that get me. I sure as hell can't wear those on my feet.
Yep, it's that week, where my profound lack of singing, dancing & general musical ability suddenly qualifies me as a high level #Eurovision expert. Shh! Don't question it.
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yep, it's that week, where my profound lack of singing, dancing & general musical ability suddenly qualifies me as a high level #Eurovision expert. Shh! Don't question it.
All unsolicited life advice must be delivered while wearing a tiny, silly hat.
May 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
All unsolicited life advice must be delivered while wearing a tiny, silly hat.
Taking a dump on their car due to road rage? Someone had too much coffee.
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Pennsylvania Woman Poops on Car Hood in Road Rage Incident, on Video
A Pennsylvania woman was filmed pooping on another person's car during bizarre road rage incident.
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May 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Taking a dump on their car due to road rage? Someone had too much coffee.
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"sorry mate, I'm from Australia"
That line gets me out of any sales pitch from the sales people at Costco. How long do you think I can keep getting away with it before they catch on?
That line gets me out of any sales pitch from the sales people at Costco. How long do you think I can keep getting away with it before they catch on?
May 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"sorry mate, I'm from Australia"
That line gets me out of any sales pitch from the sales people at Costco. How long do you think I can keep getting away with it before they catch on?
That line gets me out of any sales pitch from the sales people at Costco. How long do you think I can keep getting away with it before they catch on?
Romano again. Why why why?
April 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Romano again. Why why why?
These My Little Pony vibes aren't working for me.
April 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
These My Little Pony vibes aren't working for me.
My 11 year old son hasn't paid his tolls on the turn pikes, so law enforcement are after him again. #PhoneScams
April 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My 11 year old son hasn't paid his tolls on the turn pikes, so law enforcement are after him again. #PhoneScams
Operation Digital Detox is GO! Erasing all history older than 90 days before my dodgy likes and fat-fingered rants lead to an international incident.
April 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Operation Digital Detox is GO! Erasing all history older than 90 days before my dodgy likes and fat-fingered rants lead to an international incident.