At least with Trump, he won't return as a clone after a firing squad ends him.

So what you're saying is Trump is trying to ensure he'll end up in front of a firing squad after courts find him guilty of everything he's done, including treason, murder, etc.

So, instead of Pepsi -- or whatever Kendal Jenner used -- go with a subway.

He REALLY wants to make sure he's in front of a firing squad, doesn't he?