i feel so dumb for all the years i didn't bother listening to Built to Spill (because i didnt really like the name of the band?)
July 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i feel so dumb for all the years i didn't bother listening to Built to Spill (because i didnt really like the name of the band?)
stinkballs out the ying yang
July 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
stinkballs out the ying yang
Reposted by newdewey
Anyone driving slower than me is a dumbass and anyone driving faster than me is an asshole
June 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Anyone driving slower than me is a dumbass and anyone driving faster than me is an asshole
i'll never forgive Orwell for what he said about sports and porn
June 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
i'll never forgive Orwell for what he said about sports and porn
45,000 Reddit karma, 1 million PC Points, 2024 Men's Open B Tennis champ - what else is really left for me?
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
45,000 Reddit karma, 1 million PC Points, 2024 Men's Open B Tennis champ - what else is really left for me?
show & tell today at pre-school was the letter P. we went for puppet hoping every other little dunce brought a puzzle
June 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
show & tell today at pre-school was the letter P. we went for puppet hoping every other little dunce brought a puzzle
tried some pecans for the crows this week, see if the feathery bastards take them
June 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
tried some pecans for the crows this week, see if the feathery bastards take them
there's no medical term for toe jam
June 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
there's no medical term for toe jam
Reposted by newdewey
Reposted by newdewey
Always weird to see some 50 year old guy with a full head of hair. You are like a child to me. Grow up and start balding
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Always weird to see some 50 year old guy with a full head of hair. You are like a child to me. Grow up and start balding
we need a cure for stinkballs
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
we need a cure for stinkballs
every black eye i have had or seen on someone else has a story. sometimes that story is really sad (intimate partner violence), funny (me drunkenly stealing a license plate and getting punched) or weird (george w. bush and the pretzel choke). this should be all we're talking about (plus the drugs)
May 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
every black eye i have had or seen on someone else has a story. sometimes that story is really sad (intimate partner violence), funny (me drunkenly stealing a license plate and getting punched) or weird (george w. bush and the pretzel choke). this should be all we're talking about (plus the drugs)
truly shameful as a country:
Bobby Darin recorded a version of the song in 1960 in which Clementine is reimagined as a 299-pound woman. After she falls into the water, Darin suggests that Clementine could be mistaken for a whale. The song reached #12 in Canada.
Bobby Darin recorded a version of the song in 1960 in which Clementine is reimagined as a 299-pound woman. After she falls into the water, Darin suggests that Clementine could be mistaken for a whale. The song reached #12 in Canada.
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
truly shameful as a country:
Bobby Darin recorded a version of the song in 1960 in which Clementine is reimagined as a 299-pound woman. After she falls into the water, Darin suggests that Clementine could be mistaken for a whale. The song reached #12 in Canada.
Bobby Darin recorded a version of the song in 1960 in which Clementine is reimagined as a 299-pound woman. After she falls into the water, Darin suggests that Clementine could be mistaken for a whale. The song reached #12 in Canada.
there are 3 different types of hair that grow in my ears:
1. downy short ones
2. thicker spiky ones
3. long thin ones
yanking out a #2 makes the most satisfying sound and feels so fucking good. were it not for their unsightliness, i almost wish i had more of them
1. downy short ones
2. thicker spiky ones
3. long thin ones
yanking out a #2 makes the most satisfying sound and feels so fucking good. were it not for their unsightliness, i almost wish i had more of them
May 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
there are 3 different types of hair that grow in my ears:
1. downy short ones
2. thicker spiky ones
3. long thin ones
yanking out a #2 makes the most satisfying sound and feels so fucking good. were it not for their unsightliness, i almost wish i had more of them
1. downy short ones
2. thicker spiky ones
3. long thin ones
yanking out a #2 makes the most satisfying sound and feels so fucking good. were it not for their unsightliness, i almost wish i had more of them
it's just gonna be a Limón
May 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it's just gonna be a Limón
who's timing all these ovations?
May 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
who's timing all these ovations?
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Hey Mr bald man put on your hat outside this summer you’re not stronger than UV radiation!!!!!
May 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hey Mr bald man put on your hat outside this summer you’re not stronger than UV radiation!!!!!
i'd ban baby blue if they'd let me
May 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
i'd ban baby blue if they'd let me
my kid is putting mayo on EVERYTHING and i couldn't be prouder
May 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my kid is putting mayo on EVERYTHING and i couldn't be prouder
are there any benefits to eating (soggy) salmon skin? (other than it makes me look really tough to my 3-year old)
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
are there any benefits to eating (soggy) salmon skin? (other than it makes me look really tough to my 3-year old)
love the way Wendy Zukerman says her name
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
love the way Wendy Zukerman says her name
had a great experience yesterday at the passport office. i spent more time in the washroom afterwards trying to get my toddler to pee than i did in line
May 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
had a great experience yesterday at the passport office. i spent more time in the washroom afterwards trying to get my toddler to pee than i did in line
period underwear but for men's butts (specially the very sweaty upper butt/lower back area)
May 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
period underwear but for men's butts (specially the very sweaty upper butt/lower back area)
ran outside with a handful of cashews for the crowd but he was already gone
May 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ran outside with a handful of cashews for the crowd but he was already gone
i must've eaten 10,000 beard hairs at this point
May 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i must've eaten 10,000 beard hairs at this point