Ol' Bait Shop
@newbaitshop.bsky.social
Maybe you'll enjoy my books?
https://www.bostonscript.com/
Or my play?
https://specialtheplay.com/
Or my games?
https://roadtripthegame.com/
https://www.bostonscript.com/
Or my play?
https://specialtheplay.com/
Or my games?
https://roadtripthegame.com/
When NATO forces arrive on our shores to overthrow Trump I will greet them as liberators.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When NATO forces arrive on our shores to overthrow Trump I will greet them as liberators.
What a wonderful way to celebrate Evil Dick Cheney’s passing. Thoughts and prayers!
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What a wonderful way to celebrate Evil Dick Cheney’s passing. Thoughts and prayers!
Oh my God! Chicago's on fire! And look at all of the rioting happening RIGHT NOW ON THIS LIVE CAM OF THE CITY!!! Quick, send in the National Guard! Oh, no, wait, everything's fine and Trump is still a pedophile.
September 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh my God! Chicago's on fire! And look at all of the rioting happening RIGHT NOW ON THIS LIVE CAM OF THE CITY!!! Quick, send in the National Guard! Oh, no, wait, everything's fine and Trump is still a pedophile.
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#TheGildedAge Oh, yes, this, this...a thousand times this.
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
#TheGildedAge Oh, yes, this, this...a thousand times this.
Congratulations to all you Republicans on the Big Beautiful Bill and the cool new American flag. Looking forward to the war. See you there.
July 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Congratulations to all you Republicans on the Big Beautiful Bill and the cool new American flag. Looking forward to the war. See you there.
If they'd known they'd end up with endless civil war, school shootings, and a dumber, meaner king, I'm guessing the founding fathers would've skipped the Revolution in favor of all the health and education benefits of a nice, stable socialist democracy. Happy Friday and enjoy the barbecue!
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If they'd known they'd end up with endless civil war, school shootings, and a dumber, meaner king, I'm guessing the founding fathers would've skipped the Revolution in favor of all the health and education benefits of a nice, stable socialist democracy. Happy Friday and enjoy the barbecue!
There Are Still Very Rich People in Nations With Stronger Social Safety Nets And Smaller Income Gaps. Centrist Democrats: STOP TAKING THE BAIT ABOUT "SOCIALISM" AFTER DECADES OF VULTURE CAPITALISM. Go left or go MAGA.
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
There Are Still Very Rich People in Nations With Stronger Social Safety Nets And Smaller Income Gaps. Centrist Democrats: STOP TAKING THE BAIT ABOUT "SOCIALISM" AFTER DECADES OF VULTURE CAPITALISM. Go left or go MAGA.
I love that the left can't even agree on how to protest. Maybe the MAGAs are right. Maybe we really are losers who don't deserve a democracy.
June 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I love that the left can't even agree on how to protest. Maybe the MAGAs are right. Maybe we really are losers who don't deserve a democracy.
Maybe it's time to play by their rules. Handcuff Boebert and tase Taylor Greene. Let's all be monsters.
June 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Maybe it's time to play by their rules. Handcuff Boebert and tase Taylor Greene. Let's all be monsters.
Can't argue with science!
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Can't argue with science!
If all of sports radio stopped talking about the NFL draft, the NBA playoffs, the MLB regular season, etc. and just switched formats to goof on Bill & Jordon 24/7 that would be entirely fine by me.
April 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If all of sports radio stopped talking about the NFL draft, the NBA playoffs, the MLB regular season, etc. and just switched formats to goof on Bill & Jordon 24/7 that would be entirely fine by me.
"I trust Kyle and Shauhin for wanting to vote David out because David's been so icky and paranoid about thinking Kyle and Shauhin are trying to vote him out." The American electorate, ladies and gentlemen. #Survivor48
April 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"I trust Kyle and Shauhin for wanting to vote David out because David's been so icky and paranoid about thinking Kyle and Shauhin are trying to vote him out." The American electorate, ladies and gentlemen. #Survivor48
So, yeah, Bill Maher, you're definitely a scumbag if Elon Musk considers you a bro now.
April 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
So, yeah, Bill Maher, you're definitely a scumbag if Elon Musk considers you a bro now.
It's funny how all the MAGAs who did their own research and became experts on climate science, virology, foreign policy, and Deep State false flag psyops techniques are still completely baffled by tariffs.
April 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It's funny how all the MAGAs who did their own research and became experts on climate science, virology, foreign policy, and Deep State false flag psyops techniques are still completely baffled by tariffs.
If you're going out today, (1) consider wearing a mask for your physical AND digital health, (2) don't tag anyone at the event on social media, and (3) given what we're facing, going forward it's probably worth considering that the French Resistance was a lot different than the Summer of Love.
April 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you're going out today, (1) consider wearing a mask for your physical AND digital health, (2) don't tag anyone at the event on social media, and (3) given what we're facing, going forward it's probably worth considering that the French Resistance was a lot different than the Summer of Love.
Hey, trust me, I feel ya, rest of the world.
March 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hey, trust me, I feel ya, rest of the world.
Drag queens of America! Now that we know Drumpf's favorite musicals, I think you can finally get the MAGAs off your backs for good with just a few minor hair and makeup tweaks.
March 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Drag queens of America! Now that we know Drumpf's favorite musicals, I think you can finally get the MAGAs off your backs for good with just a few minor hair and makeup tweaks.
Dear Huffington Post: please replace "SHOCK" with "SO, THIS IDIOT/THESE IDIOTS..." in all future headlines about the Trump administration since literally none of it is shocking but all of it is idiotic. Thank you.
March 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dear Huffington Post: please replace "SHOCK" with "SO, THIS IDIOT/THESE IDIOTS..." in all future headlines about the Trump administration since literally none of it is shocking but all of it is idiotic. Thank you.