NewAgeDerpDerp
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Amateur Isaac modder • Enjoyer of rabbits and frogs • Twitter is crapping itself lol • they/them
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gregory... my freddy fazballs are super itchy... but i'm super buff... and my abs and pecs are preventing me from reaching down there...
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
gregory... my freddy fazballs are super itchy... but i'm super buff... and my abs and pecs are preventing me from reaching down there...
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30 likes and 15 reposts.
I fucking dare you.
I fucking dare you.
August 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
30 likes and 15 reposts.
I fucking dare you.
I fucking dare you.
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The Pikmin Song (Animated Music Video) (2D)
#pikmin #nintendo
Animated by Anthony R Borno
youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4
#pikmin #nintendo
Animated by Anthony R Borno
youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4
July 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Pikmin Song (Animated Music Video) (2D)
#pikmin #nintendo
Animated by Anthony R Borno
youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4
#pikmin #nintendo
Animated by Anthony R Borno
youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4
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⚠️-W-A-R-N-I-N-G-⚠️
-Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.-
-If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.-
-they didn’t have a choice, you do.-
-Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.-
-If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.-
-they didn’t have a choice, you do.-
July 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
⚠️-W-A-R-N-I-N-G-⚠️
-Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.-
-If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.-
-they didn’t have a choice, you do.-
-Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.-
-If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.-
-they didn’t have a choice, you do.-
i forgot this existed
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i forgot this existed
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June 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hey chat it's my birthday
May 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
hey chat it's my birthday
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Uni, what are you thinking about…?
May 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Uni, what are you thinking about…?
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wrap her in tinfoil and put her in the oven
May 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
wrap her in tinfoil and put her in the oven
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"My code is bad" -> I'm the best C programmer ever -> "There are evil ghosts in the compiler"
May 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"My code is bad" -> I'm the best C programmer ever -> "There are evil ghosts in the compiler"
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Stay hydrated
This is a threat
This is a threat
May 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Stay hydrated
This is a threat
This is a threat
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Unigiri at the bar?
（Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri）
（Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri）
April 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Unigiri at the bar?
（Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri）
（Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri）
Just cracked the glass on my phone screen 🫠
April 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just cracked the glass on my phone screen 🫠
The air no longer tingles with a looming sense of dread cuz I FUCKIN' KILLED IT
April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The air no longer tingles with a looming sense of dread cuz I FUCKIN' KILLED IT
The air tingles with a looming sense of dread.
April 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The air tingles with a looming sense of dread.
Enby-to-enby communication ft. @bitesizedlex.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Enby-to-enby communication ft. @bitesizedlex.bsky.social
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i have a live countdown to deltarune on my lock screen
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i have a live countdown to deltarune on my lock screen
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EXCLUSIVE (unless somehow this was someone else’s top priority): all pikmin currently in universal epic universe (thread)
April 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
EXCLUSIVE (unless somehow this was someone else’s top priority): all pikmin currently in universal epic universe (thread)
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Ngl that's a really cool name
(Thanks incorrect quote generator)
(Thanks incorrect quote generator)
April 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ngl that's a really cool name
(Thanks incorrect quote generator)
(Thanks incorrect quote generator)
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hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
Introducing STARSEEKER, a brand new game from the developers of ASTRONEER.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
yeah i'm not buying the switch 2
> $450
> only supports microSD Express, the 512 gig microSD card i've been using is now useless [also wtf is a microSD Express??]
> AAA games are potentially $80+
> they're doing the sony/microsoft thing with physical games
> $450
> only supports microSD Express, the 512 gig microSD card i've been using is now useless [also wtf is a microSD Express??]
> AAA games are potentially $80+
> they're doing the sony/microsoft thing with physical games
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
yeah i'm not buying the switch 2
> $450
> only supports microSD Express, the 512 gig microSD card i've been using is now useless [also wtf is a microSD Express??]
> AAA games are potentially $80+
> they're doing the sony/microsoft thing with physical games
> $450
> only supports microSD Express, the 512 gig microSD card i've been using is now useless [also wtf is a microSD Express??]
> AAA games are potentially $80+
> they're doing the sony/microsoft thing with physical games