☠️🦇Beyond Sirius🦇☠️
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neversirius.bsky.social
☠️🦇Beyond Sirius🦇☠️
@neversirius.bsky.social
Alt; Blue-eyed f-bomb mom, loves spooky season & a dark sense of humor. Introvert Millennial Not a queen-maybe some sort of swamp witch at best. Not a skinfluencer, just a #tease. 🔞
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throne.com/neversirius

https://ngl.link/neversirius
How it started vs how it's going
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Simply walking turns this thing into an escape room for my boobs and I am pretty certain they will win.
July 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Today feels like a lounge pool kind of day 🌊
July 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trying to hit 3k followers but I tend to disappear into the fog every time I get overwhelmed, shy, busy, dramatic, hungry, or tired...
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
PSA: My back is sunburnt, so I will not be tolerating a bra. Admire at your own risk.

Thank you. That is all.
July 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If I leave you on read, it’s not out of malice, but the storm of chaos that is my brain. Sometimes, I reply instantly. Sometimes, I vanish mid-sentence like I’ve been abducted by aliens.
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm a fuckin' ray of sunshine 🌞
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Anonymous $50 gift bought me a new lounge pool 🥰 You are my hero, mysterious stranger!
June 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Good morning. I woke up feeling dangerous, petty, and overly confident. Let’s roll.
June 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You’re allowed to dislike my content. And I’m allowed to forget you exist. Balance. 😘
June 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mentally? Chaos.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.

You know, the usual.
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Soooo much better! In between the lake visits and river floats, I have my little lounge pool.
June 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Does one really catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If you like someone else’s pics and not mine, I’m going to assume you hate my face, our future children, and my outfit.
June 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Feeling good this Feisty Friday. I’ll pretend I don’t know what I’m doing if you pretend you’re not falling for it. 🍒
June 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Happy Thursday! It's too hot for pants. And why don't I have a pool?
June 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yes, I am the problem. No, you may not stop thinking about me. 💅
June 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ok, hear me out...it looks like a she shed from the outside, but it's a walk-in freezer on the inside.
June 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I usually don’t put much stock into what someone says in their sleep, but kingdoms may fall...
June 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Is it too early to start thinking about Halloween costumes?
June 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
⚠️ Warning: Don’t ask for my honest feedback on your writing unless you’re emotionally ready.

I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
June 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's Friday the 13th. If you feel a chill today, don’t worry, that’s just me remembering who I am. Might curse a situationship or two later. 😘
June 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
May the George of The Jungle intro be stuck in your head for seven days and seven nights.

Not you, though. You're cool.
June 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I made a little pillow sleeping nook this morning and I suddenly understand why one would have 17 pillows on their bed...
June 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Not asking for much — just love, support, forehead kisses, spontaneous gifts and your soul bound to mine in an ancient blood pact...
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM