I went to The Fresh Market to buy a slice of chocolate cake two different times at two different Fresh Market stores and they had none. Only carrot cake & red velvet cake so I was forced to make my own. Why you not have sliced chocolate cakes??!

Preworkout PB cookie before my run.

Loooove……. Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🐈‍⬛

Almost FIRST TRY! 💪🏼 Wordle

Boy’s Halloween drip.

This guy says that I can buy a simple gun and a scope and practice a little and, I too, can shoot and kill someone from long distance with one shot. Ok 👍 🍀

I’m at the social security office in Texas. These are the government pics. Mugshot. I’m dying.

Did they stop packaging protein powder in bags? I prefer the bag over the giant bulky tub. ☹️ Pouring the powder from tub to bag because it takes up less space in my pantry. @optimumnutrition.bsky.social

lol. Apparently AI thinks I’m a baddie boss mafiosa. *wheeze* I assure you that I am not! I am delightful. The gun (lol).

No way. I can’t believe it. A completely wild guess. First try! #framed

My black cat totally nailed it. 🐈‍⬛

Good morning ☀️ Here is my cat reducing my stress after reading the news.