Sam’s a great pop singer and doesn’t need Elton John to sell records. Add them together and they’re lame as fuck.

The lunatics are running the asylum and they’re stupid too. We need to clean house, starting with the orange

There’s probably nothing I care about less.

Maybe a Greenland patriot will eliminate him.

He should be castrated

Your hair got so blond. Must be all the sun.

Let’s see the name of the helicopter pilot.

Wah wah wah