Coming to a bookstore near you

It’s not the being unfuckable that hurts. What really hurts is being unloveable

Serious question, am I really unfuckable?

Hope everyone had a good weekend!

Hello world! Looking to expand my content on BlueSky. Probably wont be too saucy, but you never know. I enjoy showing off. Let me know if you like seeing. #gaybear; #bigbear; #bigbeard

Guys don’t make your dates be the bottom AND have to plan the evening. It’s one or the other.

The universe can go suck a dick sometimes.

Going to a bathhouse and being ignored by everyone, turns out does not do great things for ones self esteem

Single again

I was annoyed that no one seems to give a crap about what I write on here. But then I realized I can say anything I want and no one cares! Honestly I’m a bit drunk with the power of it all!

Where are my fellow board gamers at? Fun night playing Ark Nova

My tired ass decided it was a good idea to play a 3ish hour board game tonight.

Good morning. It’s pride in Orlando today. Excited to go.

Got both my nipples to 6g yesterday. Love how they look. Going to stay at this size for now.

Dear software developers, when creating a calendar in your application, please don’t recreate the wheel.

The week starts on Sunday and ends on Saturday. When you start your week on a Monday we literally have to retrain our brains and it causes tons of problems and errors. Just stop being creative

JFC I really need to figure out my selfie game. lol.

Which is better, me or the view?

I only make one face in my selfies.

It’s not always obvious when the temperatures drop, but there will be signs.

I guess this is where I’m supposed to be witty and cleaver, but I am much more saltiness and sarcasm. Sigh, I guess one must adapt.