Neuvy is very tired
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Giants fan. Shameful Joey Bart stan. Soup enthusiast. Console peasant. Titan main. There is blood in my caffeine system. I reject your reality, and substitute Juan Perez in defensively. He/him.
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Free Ass Beating via Santa.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Free Ass Beating via Santa.
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
![screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t2bjwvguncd35fna7ruckjtw/bafkreiczbp37nmuosnvgyrbv3nfdxupczam3ezjeri5cpio36htjuyiisy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
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Just had a heart attack in my garage.
I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing.
It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout.
IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE
I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing.
It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout.
IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE
January 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Just had a heart attack in my garage.
I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing.
It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout.
IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE
I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing.
It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout.
IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE
Paramore is just Evanescence for people who aren't depressed and no I will not elaborate or defend my position
January 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Paramore is just Evanescence for people who aren't depressed and no I will not elaborate or defend my position
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lmao just found a new (to me) Rickey story where near the end of his career, some of the young guys were doing a "Where were you?" thing for baseball moments. They get to Joe Carter walking off the '93 WS and everybody's like "I was in HS" or "I was in the minors" & Rickey was like "I was on 2nd"
December 24, 2024 at 5:42 PM
lmao just found a new (to me) Rickey story where near the end of his career, some of the young guys were doing a "Where were you?" thing for baseball moments. They get to Joe Carter walking off the '93 WS and everybody's like "I was in HS" or "I was in the minors" & Rickey was like "I was on 2nd"
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Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
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Me, a Kings fan, watching Buster Posey turn the Giants front office into a boy's club.
Seen It Marty GIF
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December 6, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Me, a Kings fan, watching Buster Posey turn the Giants front office into a boy's club.
Logging back into Bluesky to inform everyone that THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! Skee, and I cannot stress this enough, woah.
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Logging back into Bluesky to inform everyone that THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! Skee, and I cannot stress this enough, woah.
I fucking hate it here, man.
November 6, 2024 at 6:10 AM
I fucking hate it here, man.
Nintendo actually acknowledging that Vivian is trans in the Paper Mario remake is incredibly based.
May 26, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Nintendo actually acknowledging that Vivian is trans in the Paper Mario remake is incredibly based.
I regret to inform the baseball world that it is Rocktover.
March 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I regret to inform the baseball world that it is Rocktover.
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but at the rate this game is going it's looking like we might get an international edition of position player pitching.
March 21, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but at the rate this game is going it's looking like we might get an international edition of position player pitching.
Objectively as a baseball fan, it would really suck if the Ohtani situation ends up with him getting some kind of suspension or ban.
As a Giants fan, please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.
As a Giants fan, please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.
March 21, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Objectively as a baseball fan, it would really suck if the Ohtani situation ends up with him getting some kind of suspension or ban.
As a Giants fan, please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.
As a Giants fan, please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.
"Billy, this is Cornel West. He supports higher taxation on billionaire's holdings and transactions, a $27/hour federal minimum wage, UBI, codifying abortion rights, nationalizing healthcare, and destroying the fossil fuel industry. His defect is he's 70 years old and running as an independent."
March 4, 2024 at 2:32 AM
"Billy, this is Cornel West. He supports higher taxation on billionaire's holdings and transactions, a $27/hour federal minimum wage, UBI, codifying abortion rights, nationalizing healthcare, and destroying the fossil fuel industry. His defect is he's 70 years old and running as an independent."
Six days into spring training and I'm already sick of Giants fan discourse on socials. A new record!
March 1, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Six days into spring training and I'm already sick of Giants fan discourse on socials. A new record!
Anyways at halftime I switched from snacking on popcorn to snacking on Old Bay seasoned sunflower seeds, so I basically single-handedly led the second half comeback.
January 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Anyways at halftime I switched from snacking on popcorn to snacking on Old Bay seasoned sunflower seeds, so I basically single-handedly led the second half comeback.
That game was never in doubt. Do not go on my Tw*tter profile and do not look for any tweets sent before halftime.
January 29, 2024 at 3:26 AM
That game was never in doubt. Do not go on my Tw*tter profile and do not look for any tweets sent before halftime.
Dude more like Cry, Eagles, Cry. Got em.
January 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Dude more like Cry, Eagles, Cry. Got em.
Been sick with a head cold the last couple days. Good news is I don't have a cough and every covid test I've taken has come up negative. Bad news is I'm pretty sure I've sneezed more than I have every other time I've been sick in my life combined, and that + unrelated bad gas = no bueno.
January 7, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Been sick with a head cold the last couple days. Good news is I don't have a cough and every covid test I've taken has come up negative. Bad news is I'm pretty sure I've sneezed more than I have every other time I've been sick in my life combined, and that + unrelated bad gas = no bueno.
All I know about Robbie Ray is that he's a big strikeout guy, he was an anti-vax guy, and his pants are basically painted on.
January 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
All I know about Robbie Ray is that he's a big strikeout guy, he was an anti-vax guy, and his pants are basically painted on.
Man it would be so much easier to fully migrate myself and my shitposting ways from the bird app to the sky app full time, if only the sky app supported video files.
December 24, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Man it would be so much easier to fully migrate myself and my shitposting ways from the bird app to the sky app full time, if only the sky app supported video files.
The inevitable Joey Bart trade is going to cause just as much, if not more irreparable harm to my soul as watching the Dodgers snatch up every superstar under the sun has.
December 23, 2023 at 9:50 PM
The inevitable Joey Bart trade is going to cause just as much, if not more irreparable harm to my soul as watching the Dodgers snatch up every superstar under the sun has.
My account on the bird app got temporarily suspended, because I guess El*n doesn't like it when you tell nazis to remove themselves from the gene pool 🤷♂️
December 23, 2023 at 3:48 PM
My account on the bird app got temporarily suspended, because I guess El*n doesn't like it when you tell nazis to remove themselves from the gene pool 🤷♂️