Sylvain Neuvel
@neuvel.net
Author of THE THEMIS FILES, THE TEST. TAKE THEM TO THE STARS, NO KINDNESS TOO SOON, THE MANY coming 04/26. www.neuvel.net
Everything is easy to accept after this... "First, you become Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly, to become a ninja like us. And third, to give you extra special cover, you take a wife."
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Everything is easy to accept after this... "First, you become Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly, to become a ninja like us. And third, to give you extra special cover, you take a wife."
My bill at the restaurant. They know.
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My bill at the restaurant. They know.
I finished GOD'S JUNK DRAWER by @peterclines.bsky.social
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A group of smart people whisked away to a fantastical world. It's got robots, aliens, AND DINOSAURS! The sense of wonder oozes out the pages, like those Spielberg movies that made my jaw drop when I was young. Comes out 11/11. Go get it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A group of smart people whisked away to a fantastical world. It's got robots, aliens, AND DINOSAURS! The sense of wonder oozes out the pages, like those Spielberg movies that made my jaw drop when I was young. Comes out 11/11. Go get it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I finished GOD'S JUNK DRAWER by @peterclines.bsky.social
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A group of smart people whisked away to a fantastical world. It's got robots, aliens, AND DINOSAURS! The sense of wonder oozes out the pages, like those Spielberg movies that made my jaw drop when I was young. Comes out 11/11. Go get it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A group of smart people whisked away to a fantastical world. It's got robots, aliens, AND DINOSAURS! The sense of wonder oozes out the pages, like those Spielberg movies that made my jaw drop when I was young. Comes out 11/11. Go get it.
Yes, Amazon, I write smallish novels. No need to get all passive-aggressive about it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yes, Amazon, I write smallish novels. No need to get all passive-aggressive about it.
450 candy bars and we were out before 7:30, in the pouring rain with crazy wind. I love my neighborhood. Also this dude had a flaming race car.
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
450 candy bars and we were out before 7:30, in the pouring rain with crazy wind. I love my neighborhood. Also this dude had a flaming race car.
Happy Halloween, you damn dirty humans!
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happy Halloween, you damn dirty humans!
For those who give out booze to adults on Halloween, here is the Darth Vader recipe I’ve used for a decade. Rum, apple cider, apple juice, tea, ginger. If you’re feeling fancy, rim the glasses with sugar. If you just make one for yourself, replace both the cider and juice with apple liquor.
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For those who give out booze to adults on Halloween, here is the Darth Vader recipe I’ve used for a decade. Rum, apple cider, apple juice, tea, ginger. If you’re feeling fancy, rim the glasses with sugar. If you just make one for yourself, replace both the cider and juice with apple liquor.
Behold the shittiest canopy ever made! A dirty tarp and some twine. We will not let 72 hours of non-stop rain ruin Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Behold the shittiest canopy ever made! A dirty tarp and some twine. We will not let 72 hours of non-stop rain ruin Halloween.
Their neighbor is also not messing around.
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Their neighbor is also not messing around.
From my neighborhood. Does it inflate? Yes. Is it big? Yes. Fuck yeah we want it. Put it next to the blue one.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
From my neighborhood. Does it inflate? Yes. Is it big? Yes. Fuck yeah we want it. Put it next to the blue one.
On Amazon... I kind of like it. Pre-order my tiny tiny cubic novel and save some tiny tiny kittens? #PreordersSaveTinyTinyKittens
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
On Amazon... I kind of like it. Pre-order my tiny tiny cubic novel and save some tiny tiny kittens? #PreordersSaveTinyTinyKittens
They have these big log tables outside with this sticking out of them on both sides :)
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They have these big log tables outside with this sticking out of them on both sides :)
Had a fabulous time at @canconsffh.bsky.social . Amazing job by @mariebilodeau.bsky.social and @brandoncrilly.bsky.social . Always a pleasure to see @bakkaphoenix.bsky.social (I signed some stock for the Toronto crowd.) And yes, this happened, but it was for @premeemohamed.com so it’s OK.
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Had a fabulous time at @canconsffh.bsky.social . Amazing job by @mariebilodeau.bsky.social and @brandoncrilly.bsky.social . Always a pleasure to see @bakkaphoenix.bsky.social (I signed some stock for the Toronto crowd.) And yes, this happened, but it was for @premeemohamed.com so it’s OK.
Hello UK! Waterstones is having a 25% preorder sale on spring titles, including THE MANY. The sale ends this Friday!
#PreordersSaveKittens
www.waterstones.com/book/the-man...
#PreordersSaveKittens
www.waterstones.com/book/the-man...
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hello UK! Waterstones is having a 25% preorder sale on spring titles, including THE MANY. The sale ends this Friday!
#PreordersSaveKittens
www.waterstones.com/book/the-man...
#PreordersSaveKittens
www.waterstones.com/book/the-man...
I don’t understand the rules in Canadian football. The score is 1-0…
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don’t understand the rules in Canadian football. The score is 1-0…
I will be at @canconsffh.bsky.social in Ottawa October 17-19. Here's where you can find me.
September 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I will be at @canconsffh.bsky.social in Ottawa October 17-19. Here's where you can find me.
Vogue.
Vogue.
Let your birby move to the music.
Vogue.
Let your birby move to the music.
September 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Vogue.
Vogue.
Let your birby move to the music.
Vogue.
Let your birby move to the music.
Goddess birb among… other birbs. (It’s a Barbatha (there are Barbathas and Jimothys))
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Goddess birb among… other birbs. (It’s a Barbatha (there are Barbathas and Jimothys))
Every day, when I add seeds to the feeder… They don’t even wait for me to leave. HEY YALL SEED DUDE IS HERE!
September 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every day, when I add seeds to the feeder… They don’t even wait for me to leave. HEY YALL SEED DUDE IS HERE!
Birbs that will f$@& you up, part II
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Birbs that will f$@& you up, part II
WANTED
(For general assholery)
(For general assholery)
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
WANTED
(For general assholery)
(For general assholery)
Looking to the future and following birb dreams.
September 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Looking to the future and following birb dreams.
