All cars are bumper cars, except my car, because that would be ridiculous

Joining the official facebook group of The Crunch Bar TM

Starting my day as CEO of the Ritz Cracker corporation by standing out in front of a walmart with a sign that says anybody who eats crackers are losers

Don't think they need to bust out the Cyberpunk club music in an ad for chicken wings, not sure what we're doing here

"Just because this is a club doesn't mean we sell club sandwiches, sir."
Me angrily drinking a club soda: