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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards
@neutral-diddy.bsky.social
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The best thing since sliced banana bread. This monkey sure knows how to stand still!

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A green character is in a cave full of gems and shallow water. The green character opens a chest, declaring to nobody in particular "I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS" "THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!" The green character pulls a scroll out of the chest, which reads "I peed on the scroll so your hands are now touching pee lol" The green character, enraged, throws the scroll and says "NYEHHH"
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A cat looking down at the camera with the text: > Pokémon Legends: ZA > Looks inside > Not set in South Africa
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Super Mario 3D World + I have fury!
A screenshot from Google titled "Mario villains", subtitled "From sources across the web". Google has returned a result labelled as "Bowser" but the picture is of Fawful. I have chortles!
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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His secret identity has been revealed 🫨
Peter parker putting on his Spider-Man mask. His mask looks weirdly phallic.
October 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Peter Parker reading a book titled "Cutting Onions PICTURE BOOK". It has a picture of an onion on the cover. He is looking at a page with a photo of someone chopping an onion. He cries.
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The I from the Pixar logo says "ok ima fight Luxo Jr." The I from the Pixar logo, now squashed, says "damn Luxo Jr. got hands"
September 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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The I from the Pixar logo says "ok ima fight Luxo Jr." The I from the Pixar logo, now squashed, says "damn Luxo Jr. got hands"
September 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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An edited Nancy strip. Nancy and Sluggo are looking at a dirty window. Nancy says "Sluggo--- why don't you wash your window?" Sluggo replies "I like it dis way" Nancy says "But you can't see out" Sluggo says "Who would want to?" and opens the window to reveal the "Sickos" guy from a Stan Kelly comic saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES"
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I hope some Magic: The Gathering fans follow my account.
Squidward standing smugly in front of a cupboard full of copies of the Magic: The Gathering card "Hare Apparent".
August 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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A caption reading "Be kind to others. You just never know what someone is going through." A render of Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards saying "im okay". Diddy Kong has 4 balls chained to him each with a different render of Diddy Kong in a different pose, some of which have backwards hats.
August 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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A text conversation with "Bruce Landlord". Bruce says "It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry" The tenant responds with a picture of Mega Victreebel smiling. Bruce says "OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite"
August 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Only IQ 160+ will get this joke.
A picture of a shelf with Barack Obama's face, then the text "don't wanna be", the same picture again, then the text "anymore".
July 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Haha! Foolish kid! There's actually the same amount of water in bo- wait, where did it go?
A diagram showing two identical containers with the same amount of water, observed by a child. Someone moves the water from one container to a taller, slimmer container while the child drinks the water from the other container. The child then points to the water in the taller container while the other container is empty.
July 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Pac-Man is a leather daddy!
A screenshot of Miitopia. Pac-Man is thinking about a leather costume. The game's text says: "It looks like PAC-MAN wants a Leather Costume..."
July 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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People holding up signs that say: "I'M PUNK SO I MUST REBEL" "I'M ASIAN SO I MUST LIKE MATHS" "I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION" Diddy Kong with a sign in front of him that says: "I WAS BORED SO I SMEARED FECES ON YOUR WALLS"
July 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A pair of Diddies.
Two melons with the text "I may not have BIG NATURALS" Two Diddy Kongs with the text "but I do have BIG NEUTRALS"
July 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Atheism can't explain Magic.
A caption saying "OK, "atheists", if there's no God, then EXPLAIN THIS." Below the caption is a screenshot of the MTG Wiki page on the Creature Type "God" from Magic: The Gathering. The screenshot has a picture of the god Xenagos and says: God Creature Type (Subtype for creature/kindred cards) Introduced Theros Last used Final Fantasy Commander Beeble Scale 5[1] Scryfall Statistics cards token creation cards artworks
June 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A yellow background with colourful shapes and the text: "When the spoon goes inside Of your mouth opened wide That's an airplane"
June 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I drew Diddy Kong from memory but I think I got some details wrong 😞
A human vaguely resembling Diddy Kong with the Diddy's top, furry trousers, a pair of trainers with laces, and a hat with the Rare logo on it.
June 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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She Doki all over my Doki till I Panic
Artwork for Doki Doki Panic (the game that became Super Mario Bros. 2 in the US)
June 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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I... really don't know what compelled me to make this.
A 3D model of some Asian fella captioned: "Haha lol You're not a true gatekeeper!" (The word "true" is underlined.)
June 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Cranky Kong's artwork from Donkey Kong Country, captioned: "DIDDY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU DO NOT MAKE ME INTO A MEME FOR THAT STUPID BLUESKY ACCOUNT"
June 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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A skeleton lifting a large set of weights captioned "MY MILKSHAKE IS A MACHINE THAT BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD"
June 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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You never know what your friends are going through unless you ask 💙🩵💙🩵
A four panel edit of the "two wieners" meme. In each panel, the boy on the left, Paul, and the boy on the right, Bill, are talking, while Paul holds one wiener and Bill holds two. Panel 1: Paul: GEE BILL! HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU EAT TWO WIENERS? Bill: HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH THAT UGLY FACE? Panel 2: Paul: CHRIST, BILL! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? Bill: SORRY, PAUL. I WAS IN THE WRONG. YOU MENTIONED MY MOM AND I GOT MAD. I APOLOGIZE. Panel 3: Paul: IS EVERYTHING OK AT HOME? Bill: NOT REALLY, NO... Panel 4: Paul: DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL? Bill: MY MOM IS ADDICTED TO DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 2: DIDDY'S KONG QUEST.
June 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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It ain't much but it's honest work.

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A Shen Comix comic, but edited. Shen wakes up in bed, checking his watch, saying "OH MY GOD I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!" He hurridly gets dressed while brushing his teeth, changing into a suit, tie, and hat, grabs his suitcase, and rushes to an office building, which is labelled "HEART REACTING MY FRIENDS' SELFIES". Under the comic it says "SUPPORT MY WORK @ TOPA.TO/SHEN"
May 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM