you're such a fucking loser lmao

i love bret his entire shtick is that everything that happens is a conspiracy intended to make him, specifically, look silly. you're not a human being, you'll never feel any kind of human joy, you live a pointless and disgusting existence.

mfw when i have a decade long tantrum about podcasts bc all my politics produce are mass graves and trump presidencies.

i can see how self awareness would be agony for liberals, or any reflective surface at all

"every grocery is a pop tart" to be malignantly reductive about a staple of human existence like food

my juggalo raver rook

my girl got an ass like

this rather caught my eye while waiting in line at the carniceria