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im goign to implant a chip in my brain

@rem.postes.club
i only have about two minutes to get out of here
February 1, 2024 at 9:33 PM
WARNING: damage sustained. all systems critical
February 1, 2024 at 9:21 PM
ALL LASERS FIRING

TARGET: SELF

TARGET HIT
February 1, 2024 at 9:21 PM
ready
February 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
enaging
February 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
elonsdabest69420

CORRECT PASSWORD
ACCESS GRANTED
TARGETING SELF
February 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
oh right
February 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
fuck what did he set it too fuck fuck fuck
February 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
admin ………incorrect password. 6 tries remaining
0000 ………incorrect password. 5 tries remaining
1234 ………incorrect password. 4 tries remaining
admin1234 ………incorrect password. 3 tries remaining
password ………incorrect password. 2 tries remaining
hunter2 ………incorrect password. 1 try remaining
February 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
ERROR: cannot target self without password override
February 1, 2024 at 9:15 PM
select target
February 1, 2024 at 9:15 PM
laser A engaging………ready
laser B engaging………ready
laser C engaging………ready
laser D engaging………ready
laser E engaging………ready
laser F engaging………ready
laser G engaging………ready
laser H engaging………ready
laser I engaging………ready
laser J engaging………ready
laser K engaging………ready
laser L engaging………ready
February 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
but what choice did i have. he would have killed me. maybe i should have just— would it still work. hmm
i can feel my brain shutting down. thatdll be the killswitch. unauthorized removal of a proprietary devcie from an emlpoyee
February 1, 2024 at 7:17 PM
i can feel my brain shutting down. thatdll be the killswitch. unauthorized removal of a proprietary devcie from an emlpoyee
February 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
perhaps we should have killed more
i have killed 60000 monkeys and i will kill again
im nurealink’s top competitor
February 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
i dont know for how much longer ill be chloregwn
February 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
im glad that worked. maybe it shouldnt have. maybe ill regret it later. we never tested extraction from a living suggbesyc
that was a lot of blood. lot more than i was expecting. but i think i should be safe now
February 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
now that im (probably) safe i can explain. we retrieve the chips from our failures. we’re ecoconscious. reduce reuse recycle. the way we get them back would be fatal, if the subject were still alive. we make sure theyre dead before even the probe. we make sure. we made sure—
February 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
that was a lot of blood. lot more than i was expecting. but i think i should be safe now
February 1, 2024 at 4:10 PM
holy shit how long was i out
February 1, 2024 at 4:08 PM
here goes nothing
January 31, 2024 at 1:20 AM
i need to remove my chip
January 31, 2024 at 1:19 AM
help please help i dont know how hes doing this he shou
January 31, 2024 at 1:19 AM
kiii

lL
January 31, 2024 at 1:18 AM
if youre reading this i need help. there were more of us. we fucked up. i fucked up. he was still alive when we ;$-&@-&;0028/S
tOp
January 31, 2024 at 1:16 AM