Simon Aagaard
Simon Aagaard
@neunauge.bsky.social
wastrel
In the 90s I worked for a government department that included Antarctica as a "country of birth" option. Hasn't happened yet as far as I know, but give it another decade or so...
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Well it's been 12 hours and nobody's said anything, so I'll just note that Varna has beach resorts and a humid subtropical climate, so it would be feasible to wear nothing but ones gold penis sheath for most of the year (since one is obviously not going to hide it away).
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Blastophaga psenes mode? Or Vespula vugaris mode? It makes a huge difference...
February 2, 2026 at 9:44 AM
...except quarks, which work in threes...and majoranas of course, if they exist....
January 31, 2026 at 10:27 AM
"This is fine..."
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
LLMs: the balatronic revolution.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
It's OK, I don't think anyone suspects...
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
OK, but...absolutely EVERYONE feels like this...
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
lonely crab seeks romance with coy robotic aquaruum vacuum
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You're a legend.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Actually, could you tell me where you've been reading about them?
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
thanks
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Did they have a name?
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I randomly remember some character in an Iain M. Banks novel mildly castigating himself for liking Zevon, even though it "wasn't music for grownups".
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
King Corrupticus
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
...or, y'know, be my valentine?
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
...picture the scene...
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 AM
“The first rule of translation: make sure you know at least one of the bloody languages!”
― Faiz Ahmed Faiz
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
an extremely beautiful cat with a wild melange of ethnicities...
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
so hell is not incessant suffering after all...
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Staunch of you to post, in the circumstances...
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 PM
turtle
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
And I profoundly reciprocate, wishing you a happy new year with the fond hope that you will be dead in five years as well.
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
maybe it got wet and swelled up?
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM