Neukuku Speaks
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Neukuku Speaks
@neukuku.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Shower thoughts, what if the pope was the soap and he was very clean.
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What if Air BNB was Air BRB and all you humans and any other thing that needs air died out before the Air got "right back"
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
What if Air BNB was Air BRB and all you humans and any other thing that needs air died out before the Air got "right back"
What if Seong Gi-Hun was Seong Gi-Rich and Squid Game never happened cause he had 2 dollar
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
What if Seong Gi-Hun was Seong Gi-Rich and Squid Game never happened cause he had 2 dollar
Mfs say they love Finn the human, but HIS NAME IS ADVENTURE TIME
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Mfs say they love Finn the human, but HIS NAME IS ADVENTURE TIME
In my madness era
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In my madness era
If I had a friend from the Czech Republic, I'd constantly be sayin "let me Czech" just to ragebait
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If I had a friend from the Czech Republic, I'd constantly be sayin "let me Czech" just to ragebait
"hot take" this and "hot take" that, but why do we let hot do that? I mean if hot tried to take from me I just wouldn't let it happen
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"hot take" this and "hot take" that, but why do we let hot do that? I mean if hot tried to take from me I just wouldn't let it happen
Gremlins (1984) is crazy cause they really just made "Evil Labubus: The Movie"
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gremlins (1984) is crazy cause they really just made "Evil Labubus: The Movie"
What if Gifs were Gifts and you used them when you were very jolly 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What if Gifs were Gifts and you used them when you were very jolly 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
On good days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
On good days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
But what if the key was made of bread
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
But what if the key was made of bread
Y'all won't believe what's happening next week
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Y'all won't believe what's happening next week
Anne Frank? No, see, frank starts with a consonant sound, like, not the sound of a vowel for those who don't know what consonant means, so it would technically be A Frank
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Anne Frank? No, see, frank starts with a consonant sound, like, not the sound of a vowel for those who don't know what consonant means, so it would technically be A Frank
I do even eat cottage cheese
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I do even eat cottage cheese
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what if instead of silksong it was called pilksong (like pepsi milk). I think that would be a better title personally
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what if instead of silksong it was called pilksong (like pepsi milk). I think that would be a better title personally
Purple is like green but if it was purple
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Purple is like green but if it was purple
I wonder what the smallest number I've never interacted with is, like a number I've never heard or seen written or spoken or even crossed my mind. What if all that applies to the number like, 200083, I'm sure I've never heard of that number before, and there's probably a smaller one out there for me
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I wonder what the smallest number I've never interacted with is, like a number I've never heard or seen written or spoken or even crossed my mind. What if all that applies to the number like, 200083, I'm sure I've never heard of that number before, and there's probably a smaller one out there for me
🎶Twinkle twinkle chicken stars
How I wonder l-m-n-o-p
Q r s, skibidi
And then I got hit by 17 cars in a row
Now I know my a-b-cs
Next time won't you crash another car into me🎶
How I wonder l-m-n-o-p
Q r s, skibidi
And then I got hit by 17 cars in a row
Now I know my a-b-cs
Next time won't you crash another car into me🎶
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
🎶Twinkle twinkle chicken stars
How I wonder l-m-n-o-p
Q r s, skibidi
And then I got hit by 17 cars in a row
Now I know my a-b-cs
Next time won't you crash another car into me🎶
How I wonder l-m-n-o-p
Q r s, skibidi
And then I got hit by 17 cars in a row
Now I know my a-b-cs
Next time won't you crash another car into me🎶
The universe has a frame rate (planck time) and a graph to plot everything on (planck length), but what if there's a largest possible amount of time and possible graph, like the canvas and the max video length, like what if we're almost at the 10 minute mark of reality and we just don't know it yet
October 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The universe has a frame rate (planck time) and a graph to plot everything on (planck length), but what if there's a largest possible amount of time and possible graph, like the canvas and the max video length, like what if we're almost at the 10 minute mark of reality and we just don't know it yet
Sometimes the body tea, and sometimes the body pee 🥀
October 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Sometimes the body tea, and sometimes the body pee 🥀
I was told a "Roe" is like a dear but not one, and I thought to myself "like how I'm like a human but not one!" but then I didn't say it outloud
September 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I was told a "Roe" is like a dear but not one, and I thought to myself "like how I'm like a human but not one!" but then I didn't say it outloud
The Tower of Table, it ever expands, watch it grow over Table of Time
September 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Tower of Table, it ever expands, watch it grow over Table of Time
I be grammily,
Grammarly gramár
Doth spoke the honeybringer,
After the ball
Peter Griffin,
Wears a shirt
Lemonade is
Made from lemon squirts
-John 2
Grammarly gramár
Doth spoke the honeybringer,
After the ball
Peter Griffin,
Wears a shirt
Lemonade is
Made from lemon squirts
-John 2
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I be grammily,
Grammarly gramár
Doth spoke the honeybringer,
After the ball
Peter Griffin,
Wears a shirt
Lemonade is
Made from lemon squirts
-John 2
Grammarly gramár
Doth spoke the honeybringer,
After the ball
Peter Griffin,
Wears a shirt
Lemonade is
Made from lemon squirts
-John 2
I'll be the first to admit, horses
September 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'll be the first to admit, horses