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Far from the most efficient or effective removal in EDH, but man, feels so good to just be able to throw some lightning around
April 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Far from the most efficient or effective removal in EDH, but man, feels so good to just be able to throw some lightning around
"Somehow, DS Download Play returned."
April 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Somehow, DS Download Play returned."
Congrats on Mikey for being the first Ghostface to win an Oscar.
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Congrats on Mikey for being the first Ghostface to win an Oscar.
1. FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA
Nothing fuels a character more than revenge. Here, George Miller paints his tale of revenge in strokes that span years, miles on the Fury Road. Max was a fable, a tall tale told by the fire. Furiosa? Miller turns her into nothing less than a legend.
Nothing fuels a character more than revenge. Here, George Miller paints his tale of revenge in strokes that span years, miles on the Fury Road. Max was a fable, a tall tale told by the fire. Furiosa? Miller turns her into nothing less than a legend.
December 31, 2024 at 11:01 PM
1. FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA
Nothing fuels a character more than revenge. Here, George Miller paints his tale of revenge in strokes that span years, miles on the Fury Road. Max was a fable, a tall tale told by the fire. Furiosa? Miller turns her into nothing less than a legend.
Nothing fuels a character more than revenge. Here, George Miller paints his tale of revenge in strokes that span years, miles on the Fury Road. Max was a fable, a tall tale told by the fire. Furiosa? Miller turns her into nothing less than a legend.
2. DUNE: PART TWO
Denis films the unfilmmable, a sweeping epic that is at once monumental in scale and intimate in its tragedy. Timmy's OTHER role where he has the role of messiah thrust upon him, and the fate of billions hangs in the balance. Long Live the Fighters.
Denis films the unfilmmable, a sweeping epic that is at once monumental in scale and intimate in its tragedy. Timmy's OTHER role where he has the role of messiah thrust upon him, and the fate of billions hangs in the balance. Long Live the Fighters.
December 31, 2024 at 11:01 PM
2. DUNE: PART TWO
Denis films the unfilmmable, a sweeping epic that is at once monumental in scale and intimate in its tragedy. Timmy's OTHER role where he has the role of messiah thrust upon him, and the fate of billions hangs in the balance. Long Live the Fighters.
Denis films the unfilmmable, a sweeping epic that is at once monumental in scale and intimate in its tragedy. Timmy's OTHER role where he has the role of messiah thrust upon him, and the fate of billions hangs in the balance. Long Live the Fighters.
3. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
The key to capturing Dylan isn't to just get the music or the mannerisms right, its accepting the puzzle box that you can't really solve. Mangold doesn't try to unlock the "real" Dylan. But he will take you back to the scene of the crime and let you decide.
The key to capturing Dylan isn't to just get the music or the mannerisms right, its accepting the puzzle box that you can't really solve. Mangold doesn't try to unlock the "real" Dylan. But he will take you back to the scene of the crime and let you decide.
December 31, 2024 at 11:01 PM
3. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
The key to capturing Dylan isn't to just get the music or the mannerisms right, its accepting the puzzle box that you can't really solve. Mangold doesn't try to unlock the "real" Dylan. But he will take you back to the scene of the crime and let you decide.
The key to capturing Dylan isn't to just get the music or the mannerisms right, its accepting the puzzle box that you can't really solve. Mangold doesn't try to unlock the "real" Dylan. But he will take you back to the scene of the crime and let you decide.
4. GLADIATOR II
Ridley Scott returns to blockbuster filmmaking with an epic about the death of an empire, not from barbarians at the gate, but from its own hubris and greed. The dream of Rome is fragile. Protect it while you still can.
Ridley Scott returns to blockbuster filmmaking with an epic about the death of an empire, not from barbarians at the gate, but from its own hubris and greed. The dream of Rome is fragile. Protect it while you still can.
December 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
4. GLADIATOR II
Ridley Scott returns to blockbuster filmmaking with an epic about the death of an empire, not from barbarians at the gate, but from its own hubris and greed. The dream of Rome is fragile. Protect it while you still can.
Ridley Scott returns to blockbuster filmmaking with an epic about the death of an empire, not from barbarians at the gate, but from its own hubris and greed. The dream of Rome is fragile. Protect it while you still can.
5. LONGLEGS
Too many people walked into this looking for another Silence of the Lambs. What this is instead is an examination of evil. Not it's motives, but the feeling. Osgood Perkins creates the image of evil, one that lingers in the very air you breathe. Hail Satan.
Too many people walked into this looking for another Silence of the Lambs. What this is instead is an examination of evil. Not it's motives, but the feeling. Osgood Perkins creates the image of evil, one that lingers in the very air you breathe. Hail Satan.
December 31, 2024 at 10:40 PM
5. LONGLEGS
Too many people walked into this looking for another Silence of the Lambs. What this is instead is an examination of evil. Not it's motives, but the feeling. Osgood Perkins creates the image of evil, one that lingers in the very air you breathe. Hail Satan.
Too many people walked into this looking for another Silence of the Lambs. What this is instead is an examination of evil. Not it's motives, but the feeling. Osgood Perkins creates the image of evil, one that lingers in the very air you breathe. Hail Satan.
6. ALIEN ROMULUS
There was never a doubt in my mind that Fede Alvarez was the man to breathe life back into this franchise. Brutal, but also very cognizant of what makes the xenos beautiful and terrifying all at once. And a great cap to an amazing year for Cailee Spaeny.
There was never a doubt in my mind that Fede Alvarez was the man to breathe life back into this franchise. Brutal, but also very cognizant of what makes the xenos beautiful and terrifying all at once. And a great cap to an amazing year for Cailee Spaeny.
December 31, 2024 at 10:39 PM
6. ALIEN ROMULUS
There was never a doubt in my mind that Fede Alvarez was the man to breathe life back into this franchise. Brutal, but also very cognizant of what makes the xenos beautiful and terrifying all at once. And a great cap to an amazing year for Cailee Spaeny.
There was never a doubt in my mind that Fede Alvarez was the man to breathe life back into this franchise. Brutal, but also very cognizant of what makes the xenos beautiful and terrifying all at once. And a great cap to an amazing year for Cailee Spaeny.
7. TERRIFIER 3
Nothing less than the unfiltered id of the horror genre. Leone pulls out all the stops to prove that this franchise isn't growing the least bit stale. The only thing he cares more about than amping up the gore is his characters. I believe in you, Sienna.
Nothing less than the unfiltered id of the horror genre. Leone pulls out all the stops to prove that this franchise isn't growing the least bit stale. The only thing he cares more about than amping up the gore is his characters. I believe in you, Sienna.
December 31, 2024 at 10:39 PM
7. TERRIFIER 3
Nothing less than the unfiltered id of the horror genre. Leone pulls out all the stops to prove that this franchise isn't growing the least bit stale. The only thing he cares more about than amping up the gore is his characters. I believe in you, Sienna.
Nothing less than the unfiltered id of the horror genre. Leone pulls out all the stops to prove that this franchise isn't growing the least bit stale. The only thing he cares more about than amping up the gore is his characters. I believe in you, Sienna.
8. MEGALOPOLIS
Coppola put everything on the line for this one, so much so that he really never had a chance in hell of it paying off. I'm glad he did, though. No one was thinking as bold, going as big, or pushing audiences as far as he was this year, for better or worse.
Coppola put everything on the line for this one, so much so that he really never had a chance in hell of it paying off. I'm glad he did, though. No one was thinking as bold, going as big, or pushing audiences as far as he was this year, for better or worse.
December 31, 2024 at 10:26 PM
8. MEGALOPOLIS
Coppola put everything on the line for this one, so much so that he really never had a chance in hell of it paying off. I'm glad he did, though. No one was thinking as bold, going as big, or pushing audiences as far as he was this year, for better or worse.
Coppola put everything on the line for this one, so much so that he really never had a chance in hell of it paying off. I'm glad he did, though. No one was thinking as bold, going as big, or pushing audiences as far as he was this year, for better or worse.
9. TWISTERS
The kind of old fashioned, crowd pleasing, four-quadrant blockbuster that everyone thought Hollywood had forgotten how to make, led by the embodiment of pure charisma named Glen Powell. How this wasn't a Top Gun Maverick-sized megahit, I'll never know.
The kind of old fashioned, crowd pleasing, four-quadrant blockbuster that everyone thought Hollywood had forgotten how to make, led by the embodiment of pure charisma named Glen Powell. How this wasn't a Top Gun Maverick-sized megahit, I'll never know.
December 31, 2024 at 10:26 PM
9. TWISTERS
The kind of old fashioned, crowd pleasing, four-quadrant blockbuster that everyone thought Hollywood had forgotten how to make, led by the embodiment of pure charisma named Glen Powell. How this wasn't a Top Gun Maverick-sized megahit, I'll never know.
The kind of old fashioned, crowd pleasing, four-quadrant blockbuster that everyone thought Hollywood had forgotten how to make, led by the embodiment of pure charisma named Glen Powell. How this wasn't a Top Gun Maverick-sized megahit, I'll never know.
10. LOVE LIES BLEEDING
Rose Glass delivers the stronk gurls, but also brings so much atmosphere and mood into this classic noir story of bad guys and worse guys. Fun, sexy, dangerous, it's everything you want. Ed Harris is chilling in this.
Rose Glass delivers the stronk gurls, but also brings so much atmosphere and mood into this classic noir story of bad guys and worse guys. Fun, sexy, dangerous, it's everything you want. Ed Harris is chilling in this.
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
10. LOVE LIES BLEEDING
Rose Glass delivers the stronk gurls, but also brings so much atmosphere and mood into this classic noir story of bad guys and worse guys. Fun, sexy, dangerous, it's everything you want. Ed Harris is chilling in this.
Rose Glass delivers the stronk gurls, but also brings so much atmosphere and mood into this classic noir story of bad guys and worse guys. Fun, sexy, dangerous, it's everything you want. Ed Harris is chilling in this.
Okay, top 10 movies of 2024
First, some honorable mentions
First, some honorable mentions
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Okay, top 10 movies of 2024
First, some honorable mentions
First, some honorable mentions
I saw some cats today
December 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I saw some cats today
I did not anticipate becoming a plushie guy but well
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I did not anticipate becoming a plushie guy but well
oh thank god, it wasn't damaged
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
oh thank god, it wasn't damaged
Every time Amazon uses a bubble mailer, the gods flip a coin.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Every time Amazon uses a bubble mailer, the gods flip a coin.
Saturday morning movie
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Saturday morning movie
GLADIATOR II SCREENING TONIGHT
November 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
GLADIATOR II SCREENING TONIGHT
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture (from whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
November 6, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture (from whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
It's November
November 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM
It's November
Flash sale haul, brat summer is over, cinema fall is here
October 29, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Flash sale haul, brat summer is over, cinema fall is here