Jesse Neubauer
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Jesse Neubauer
@neubauje.bsky.social
Maker of pipeys, wearer of fez. Saxophone player, improvisational knitter, budding software engineer, agender (they/them), jewish, poly, furry convention staff, millenial, fanfic writer, casual gamer, role player, mewtwo/indian giant squirrel/katydid
Well don't you think it's about time!
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Diz where's your mewtwo sona
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Squirks?? Does a mewtwo count? Oops all taint
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by Jesse Neubauer
utilizes AI is saying you don't care about the hard work someone puts into something - and that no one should care about the hard work YOU put into a thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I started, but ultimately chickened out after discussing the possibility with my partner. I'm so sorry and hope one of the others is able to get cleared!
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted by Jesse Neubauer
If it's sustained and ongoing, it's not new, and hence, not newsworthy. Duh.

"Sun rises in East, again"
"Ocean still wet"
"Trump does insane shit that would have gotten any prior President impeached and/or institutionalized, again."
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I stopped dealing in 2017 because this trend caught up to me that much more quickly- nobody will ever pay a living wage for art made of pipe cleaners. I wasn't even breaking even. So despite all the fun I had as a vendor, the exhaustion and finances drained me dry. I turned to staffing instead.
September 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
You are and will always be my favorite, and most foundational furry artist. I cherish you and your work. Capitalism is a grueling taskmaster that doesn't leave room for anything but constant "growth", even when it means that all the fun, passion, and beauty get left behind.
September 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Again so soon? Best of luck!
August 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
(🌿) Not sure whether that's a function of capitalism, social awareness, and personal gender theory/identity, or some intersection of all that. I'm relieved that I still have untapped, promising nostalgia that I could catch up with. Maybe it could be as cool as Flight Rising, or E.S Corander dragons.
August 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now that Digimon is no longer a contemporary virtual pet (that I know of), and my nostalgia for virtual pets has been rekindled, I'm relieved to find that Tamagotchi's current branding is much less repulsive to current-me than 90s-Tamagotchi branding was to 90s-me.
August 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Damn, this might work just by eating two in a row and *thinking* about it hard enough. 🤢
August 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(🌿)What if it were possible to splurge so hard, that I never want to eat an ice cream sandwich ever again? If I prepare ahead with a barf bucket and anti-diarrhea meds, and don't get caught by surprise, could it be possible to trick myself with one giant roller-coaster of a splurge?
August 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM