Jess needs more time
networkunicorn.bsky.social
Jess needs more time
@networkunicorn.bsky.social
Multicultural latinx in tech. Not RFC compliant. She/her.
When you go camping in a large group and the campfire sucks, but then someone realizes we have TWO BOY SCOUTS in the group and puts them in charge of the fire.
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My favorite line from any Christmas movie that has ever existed.

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Everyone is wrong. The best moment in Nobody Wants This is in Episode 10. Kristen Bell takes one bite of a piece of fruit, and then hands it to D’Arcy Carden, who takes the next bite. True intimacy.
October 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!
October 10, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Katie Lovejoy and Vanessa Caswill deserves praise for their adaptation of “The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight”.

Doesn’t hurt that Haley Lu Richardson and Ben Hardy have awesome chemistry.
September 17, 2023 at 9:26 PM
July 27, 2023 at 8:13 PM
I went to a thing. My updo required 29 bobby pins. My hair now looks like Veronica Lake. Shame I have to wash it to get all the product out.
July 9, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Waffle. Cone. Flight.
Guess which belong to the kids?
July 4, 2023 at 2:10 AM
My Sunday ride.
May 15, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Network Eng Twitter arriving. Can we call ourselves CloudBS? @fryguy.bsky.social @mountainrescuer.bsky.social @byronm.bsky.social
May 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM