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Some Dude
@networkmonkey.bsky.social
Just an extremely introverted asshole cruising through life on my motorcycle. Working to live and snuggling my pup when not working.

Fuck racism. Fuck bigotry. Fuck hate. Life's too short for that shit.

Not really into DMs nor human interaction.
That pictures skeeves me the hell out.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
And suddenly, AC/DC’s “Big Balls” is playing in my head.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
🤘
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Please call them what they are:

hypocrites
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Count me in as one of those weirdos that likes ice cream in cold weather. 🤷
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I surprised he can catch his breath long enough to stay alive since he's either got his own little mushroom dick shoved down his throat or got his head crammed up his ass.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There should be a law that says you pay 50% tax on any income when you have that much money.

There should also be a law that states any company worth a trillion dollars should pay 50% tax on profits. 🤷
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I love how anybody that doesn't fall for his shit hook, line, and sinker is "dumb".

Some people just have enough brains to realize most people's assholes spew less shit than your pie hole, ya fuckin' dented chimpanzee.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So what you're saying, given there are *actual* people defending an alledged pedophile in office. . .

You believe someone hacked voting machines, not that your fellow humans are that deplorable, disgusting, and repulsive enough to turn a blind eye and vote for hatred.

La-la land called.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't know how you can touch someone that can legitimately be the age of your child, or that could legitimately be young enough to be your kid.

Like what the fuck. What. The. Fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh, I straight up am not phased at all. Saw this shit coming from a country mile away like it was a fucking wound out crotch rocket ridden by an 18 year old.

I'm honestly happy they're saying this shit out loud. It lets me know I was right about how repulsive these fuckwits are.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What, women my age?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaah. I appreciate the fact that which saluted the sun will now worship the earth. 🤷 It happens.

As long as she's willing to talk about science and plausible ideas, I'm good.
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I can't believe I just read this shit.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I mean, there's always a third option. . .

A woman in your fucking age range. Call me crazy. 🤷
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Didn't *he* say one was 17 and not see a problem with it?
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Working with 20 somethings that never experienced Beavis and Butthead, it comforts me that someone gets this.

We’re old.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You’re doll parts?

😂
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What a strange, strange world we live in when a completely bonkers nutjob is the reasonable person with good points.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It took me completely too long to get this and I now feel like an idiot. 😕
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM