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Netsurf
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The internet sucks, so we plan to cover all of it.
Catch new Netsurf on H5TV / See episodes early on Metaglyph
patreon.com/metaglyph
tinyurl.com/weareh5tv
Explanation video in the works. I owe that to you.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
We really gotta talk bout the public gooning epidemic.

It's bad, and heavily embarrassing of humanity.
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
aaaaaaaand now all the evidence bases for the episode have burned to the ground. Should've never based my evidence on a kiwituber (now exposed predator)

This shit ain't happenin dawg, just give up
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
that moment when you might have to scrap netsurf vs the user because one of your evidence bases was completely nuked off the face of the internet cause the original creator almost got fucking killed by someone in the physical media community

some of y'all need to be locked up in a mental facility
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
my way.
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Twitch casually promotes a weirdo babyfur on their front page in an effort to get people to forget about some political streamers

I wish I could make this shit up
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Genuinely don't know what direction to take the show in ngl
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Clankers kill kids.
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Please read this thread regarding the future of Metaglyph Produced content, which does involve Netsurf.

To patrons on Metaglyph : Please stay tuned for a chance at input.
Anyways, to sum it up on what's going on here at Metaglyph:

G4EVER : New Freeplay (Switch 2 Review), New Ultra Postal : Paradise Lost (In production, just gotta deal with more P2 crashes now)

H5TV : New Roundtable (Being Trimmed ASAP), Coast to Coast Tunes 2 (coming soon), Netsurf's fate in limbo
September 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The following episode of Netsurf, "Exploding Milk Pr0nz!!" has been permanently delisted.

It will not be returning. Sorry for the inconvenience.
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No Comment.
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
tried filming without the helmet. case in point the helmet is staying on
August 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
August 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Laws being passed to "Protect the kids" when in reality they're used to suppress the flow of info, calling critics "predators" or "on the side of predators", and censoring relentlessly...

I hate to say it, but this might be the death of the internet.
I'll cover this soon. Stay tuned, Netsurfers.
July 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Netsurf
THE TIME HAS COME.
NEW NETSURF COMING JULY/AUGUST 2025
BE READY, NETSURFERS.

#Netsurf
July 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We still feel the burn, RayWJ.
July 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you want to help fund Netsurf and other Metaglyph endeavors, Do consider snagging yourself some sweet Netsurf merch on the shop. All proceeds go to making the show better for you.

SHOP NOW, NETSURFERS : my-store-da0f43.creator-spring.com
July 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
sometimes i look back on the older episodes and wished i kept going in the way i did with them, i was obviously doing something right
July 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Did I forget to mention that some of our scrapped/finished scripts will be headed to Metaglyph for $10/mo. Subscribers?

I did?

Typical netsurf move, lol.

Anyways yeah, expect some scrapped n finished scripts soon.
July 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Next time, since people liked the old Netsurf where it was kind of a media show, We'll be covering a bodycam video featuring a batshit crazy lady.

Stay tuned, netsurfers.
July 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
also FUCK WE FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY

we debuted in 2022 on July 2nd. Here's to 3 years of netsurfing.
July 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
prepare urself, forum
June 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Black lined and White lined versions of our latest Netsurf design by @cookiesnep.bsky.social are out now on the G4EVER SWAG Shop. Get a pair.

my-store-da0f43.creator-spring.com
May 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they're burning the chromebooks, they're melting the laptops...

new episode out now on Metaglyph, releasing publicly next week.
www.patreon.com/posts/netsur...
May 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Very relatable neon light on the set soon.
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM