Netty
@netrogo.bsky.social
42 he/him pan. Anything else ya need to know can be gleamed from my posts.
Stone sober, high me would have probably just posted fursuit Ken like thirteen times in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stone sober, high me would have probably just posted fursuit Ken like thirteen times in a row.
And for that I end with douchebag Ken. Cuz I'm tired and I wanna go get high and go to sleep.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
And for that I end with douchebag Ken. Cuz I'm tired and I wanna go get high and go to sleep.
We could also just ask wizard Ken to teleport us there.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We could also just ask wizard Ken to teleport us there.
We'll ask Speed Racer Ken to drive him over there.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We'll ask Speed Racer Ken to drive him over there.
Ken's boyfriend gay Ken would not appreciate that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ken's boyfriend gay Ken would not appreciate that.
That's weird, I bet Mulder Ken would be intrigued.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
That's weird, I bet Mulder Ken would be intrigued.
What if I pull out drywall punching Ken?
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What if I pull out drywall punching Ken?
Ahem, ex-prince Andrew Ken... also no. You'll have to settle for fursuit Ken instead.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Ahem, ex-prince Andrew Ken... also no. You'll have to settle for fursuit Ken instead.
I haven't even showed you the tip of the terrible Ken mountain. Take Prince William Ken for instance.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I haven't even showed you the tip of the terrible Ken mountain. Take Prince William Ken for instance.
No no, you're thinking of this Ken
(Fair warning, I am armed with google and a search string of terrible ken dolls)
(Fair warning, I am armed with google and a search string of terrible ken dolls)
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
No no, you're thinking of this Ken
(Fair warning, I am armed with google and a search string of terrible ken dolls)
(Fair warning, I am armed with google and a search string of terrible ken dolls)
If you're looking to bribe a Ken talk to mafia Ken
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you're looking to bribe a Ken talk to mafia Ken
No way, he's my lawyer, and to steal him you'll have to get through samurai Ken.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
No way, he's my lawyer, and to steal him you'll have to get through samurai Ken.
*adds reasons to burn the dog down to the big list of things he didn't want to learn from the internet*
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
*adds reasons to burn the dog down to the big list of things he didn't want to learn from the internet*
Fair enough, I'm going to have this Ken represent me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Fair enough, I'm going to have this Ken represent me.
Will you settle for Winkie Guard Ken?
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Will you settle for Winkie Guard Ken?
I ran outside before realizing that that is the wrong colour and wrong tail light configuration. Mother fucker!
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Well played...
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Well played...
October 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I ran outside before realizing that that is the wrong colour and wrong tail light configuration. Mother fucker!
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Well played...
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Well played...
If people don't refer to my eventually deceased self as a heckin' corpserino then they clearly never loved me to begin with.
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If people don't refer to my eventually deceased self as a heckin' corpserino then they clearly never loved me to begin with.
I've been teaching my currently fifteen year old gremlin child how to punch since they were six. Does that count?
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I've been teaching my currently fifteen year old gremlin child how to punch since they were six. Does that count?