Nestor Custodio
@nestor-custodio.bsky.social
An #oldman yelling about things only old people care about. A developer complaining about poor UX. A gamer trying to make time for the fun stuff.
Turns out John Mayer was always right: my body IS a wonderland!
August 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Turns out John Mayer was always right: my body IS a wonderland!
I don't know what this Perry guy did, but wow he must be some kind of genius, 'cause every game has a Perry mechanic now.
July 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don't know what this Perry guy did, but wow he must be some kind of genius, 'cause every game has a Perry mechanic now.
Oh yeah? You say you're a coder?
Then name every variable! 👀
Then name every variable! 👀
July 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh yeah? You say you're a coder?
Then name every variable! 👀
Then name every variable! 👀
You know how you can rotate your screen in your OS display settings? I don't think I've ever seen a game leverage that as a solution to a puzzle, and it would be a pretty original idea.
That's right up there with MGS1 hiding crucial info in a screenshot on the back of the game's CD case, IMO.
That's right up there with MGS1 hiding crucial info in a screenshot on the back of the game's CD case, IMO.
July 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You know how you can rotate your screen in your OS display settings? I don't think I've ever seen a game leverage that as a solution to a puzzle, and it would be a pretty original idea.
That's right up there with MGS1 hiding crucial info in a screenshot on the back of the game's CD case, IMO.
That's right up there with MGS1 hiding crucial info in a screenshot on the back of the game's CD case, IMO.
👏 Normalize 👏 clapping 👏 with 👏 every 👏 word.
👏 Oh 👏 nevermind, 👏 we've 👏 already 👏 been 👏 doing 👏 this 👏 for 👏 a 👏 good 👏 while 👏 now.
👏 Oh 👏 nevermind, 👏 we've 👏 already 👏 been 👏 doing 👏 this 👏 for 👏 a 👏 good 👏 while 👏 now.
June 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
👏 Normalize 👏 clapping 👏 with 👏 every 👏 word.
👏 Oh 👏 nevermind, 👏 we've 👏 already 👏 been 👏 doing 👏 this 👏 for 👏 a 👏 good 👏 while 👏 now.
👏 Oh 👏 nevermind, 👏 we've 👏 already 👏 been 👏 doing 👏 this 👏 for 👏 a 👏 good 👏 while 👏 now.
Imagine being so devastated about your boyfriend breaking up with you that you lash out by destroying an entire city. My heart goes out to Trump and Musk during this difficult time.
Don't worry, you guys; I'm sure you'll be making out again soon, and I hope the make-up sex is amazing.
Don't worry, you guys; I'm sure you'll be making out again soon, and I hope the make-up sex is amazing.
June 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Imagine being so devastated about your boyfriend breaking up with you that you lash out by destroying an entire city. My heart goes out to Trump and Musk during this difficult time.
Don't worry, you guys; I'm sure you'll be making out again soon, and I hope the make-up sex is amazing.
Don't worry, you guys; I'm sure you'll be making out again soon, and I hope the make-up sex is amazing.
When you're little, you're scared of the monster under the bed. But as we grow older, we realize the real monster is *beside* the bed. That alarm on the nightstand is just waiting for the perfect time to NOT go off, hoping you'll miss the biggest meeting of your life. 😫
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When you're little, you're scared of the monster under the bed. But as we grow older, we realize the real monster is *beside* the bed. That alarm on the nightstand is just waiting for the perfect time to NOT go off, hoping you'll miss the biggest meeting of your life. 😫
I'm in my Fat Guy Era™
May 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm in my Fat Guy Era™
Apparently the next Mario Kart is going to be a free-roaming game where you can drive around and stumble across fun events and even races?! That sounds amazing! Congratulations, Nintendo: you invented Burnout Paradise (2008).
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Apparently the next Mario Kart is going to be a free-roaming game where you can drive around and stumble across fun events and even races?! That sounds amazing! Congratulations, Nintendo: you invented Burnout Paradise (2008).
The surge in isekai stories, multiverse hype, and My Little Pony fandom all magically coincided a few years ago, and Hasbro COMPLETELY failed to capitalize on it with a My Little Brony show where some MLP superfan gets isekai'd into Equestria.
What a colossal marketing blunder. 🤦
What a colossal marketing blunder. 🤦
May 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The surge in isekai stories, multiverse hype, and My Little Pony fandom all magically coincided a few years ago, and Hasbro COMPLETELY failed to capitalize on it with a My Little Brony show where some MLP superfan gets isekai'd into Equestria.
What a colossal marketing blunder. 🤦
What a colossal marketing blunder. 🤦
Crop tops are for boys.
REAL men wear tube tops. 😎
REAL men wear tube tops. 😎
May 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Crop tops are for boys.
REAL men wear tube tops. 😎
REAL men wear tube tops. 😎
For DECADES, all the second-amendment nuts have been yelling about how "I need my guns because if the government goes apeshit, *I* will be the one to stand up to them".
Their silence the last several months has been DEAFENING.
Their silence the last several months has been DEAFENING.
May 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
For DECADES, all the second-amendment nuts have been yelling about how "I need my guns because if the government goes apeshit, *I* will be the one to stand up to them".
Their silence the last several months has been DEAFENING.
Their silence the last several months has been DEAFENING.
I am quite adept at fabricating falsehoods pertaining to large posteriors and my enjoyment thereof. Take THAT, Sir Mix-A-Lot!
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I am quite adept at fabricating falsehoods pertaining to large posteriors and my enjoyment thereof. Take THAT, Sir Mix-A-Lot!
World War Z should've gotten a sequel called World War ZZ. Then the third movie could've been about everybody taking a cozy little nap in the middle of the zombie apocalypse: World War ZZZ
April 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
World War Z should've gotten a sequel called World War ZZ. Then the third movie could've been about everybody taking a cozy little nap in the middle of the zombie apocalypse: World War ZZZ
Why does no one ever ask... HOW is Waldo? 😢
April 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Why does no one ever ask... HOW is Waldo? 😢
My favourite Italian dish is a nice authentic zamboni. Just like grandma used to make! 🤌
April 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My favourite Italian dish is a nice authentic zamboni. Just like grandma used to make! 🤌
Google says today is World Quantum Day, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 it if we're not allowed to 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 the holiday. 🤔
April 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Google says today is World Quantum Day, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 it if we're not allowed to 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 the holiday. 🤔
If you're French, every Twitch channel comes with a 𝙘𝙖𝙩.
April 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you're French, every Twitch channel comes with a 𝙘𝙖𝙩.
The best defense is a good offense. That's why I only hire defense attorneys who are willing to get into a fistfight with the prosecution.
April 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The best defense is a good offense. That's why I only hire defense attorneys who are willing to get into a fistfight with the prosecution.
The Fifth Element ends when a highly militarized government with the means to manufacture full-grown clones en masse has just gotten its hands on an incredibly powerful biological weapon it could use to take over the galaxy. How has this not had a follow-up after almost 30 years?!
April 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Fifth Element ends when a highly militarized government with the means to manufacture full-grown clones en masse has just gotten its hands on an incredibly powerful biological weapon it could use to take over the galaxy. How has this not had a follow-up after almost 30 years?!
All this talk about the Switch 2 "mouse mode" makes me feel like I'm the only person who remembers you've been able to plug a mouse and keyboard into most game consoles for over 20 years now. You could play Quake III Arena and Unreal Tournament with mouse and keyboard on a *Dreamcast*, FFS!
April 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All this talk about the Switch 2 "mouse mode" makes me feel like I'm the only person who remembers you've been able to plug a mouse and keyboard into most game consoles for over 20 years now. You could play Quake III Arena and Unreal Tournament with mouse and keyboard on a *Dreamcast*, FFS!
PRO TIP: if you're calling in sick to work, adding the term "post-natal" can make any condition/illness sound more serious *without making it any less truthful*.
April 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
PRO TIP: if you're calling in sick to work, adding the term "post-natal" can make any condition/illness sound more serious *without making it any less truthful*.
Vienna is a stunningly beautiful place. Its history spans thousands of years. Its art, architecture, and music are renown the world over. ... But its real claim to fame are those gross little half-hotdogs that come in a can full of 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙟𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮. 🫠
March 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Vienna is a stunningly beautiful place. Its history spans thousands of years. Its art, architecture, and music are renown the world over. ... But its real claim to fame are those gross little half-hotdogs that come in a can full of 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙟𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮. 🫠
Deer aren't stupid -- they just want us to know that they could take over *if they wanted to*. And NGL, their little "I can take a hit from a car and just shrug it off" reminders are pretty intimidating.
March 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Deer aren't stupid -- they just want us to know that they could take over *if they wanted to*. And NGL, their little "I can take a hit from a car and just shrug it off" reminders are pretty intimidating.
I've been Booksmaxxing lately, closing my books *extra tight* for several hours a day. It's only been a week and I can already see they're getting much thicker. I can't wait to see what's in all these new pages!
March 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've been Booksmaxxing lately, closing my books *extra tight* for several hours a day. It's only been a week and I can already see they're getting much thicker. I can't wait to see what's in all these new pages!