Ness
@ness.social
Here to shout into the void, so don't take my posts too seriously. Proud members of the alphabet mafia 🏳️🌈 He/Him/His
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Ness
@ness.social
· Nov 15
I am Ness
Gay porn is more entertaining than this heated rivalry show.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gay porn is more entertaining than this heated rivalry show.
You will never catch me in a self driving clanker
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You will never catch me in a self driving clanker
I too would sympathize with the wood chipper.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I too would sympathize with the wood chipper.
I may not remember every detail of last night due to the amount of alcohol I consumed but I know I had a damn good time 😂😂
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I may not remember every detail of last night due to the amount of alcohol I consumed but I know I had a damn good time 😂😂
Just discovered that if you leave your phone on and open in the Teams app, your status doesn’t ever change to “Away”. Just set your display to never turn off. Hope this helps someone else on this beautiful Friday 😎
August 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just discovered that if you leave your phone on and open in the Teams app, your status doesn’t ever change to “Away”. Just set your display to never turn off. Hope this helps someone else on this beautiful Friday 😎
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It's good to have local friends to help you relieve the stress from a rough day #CummingSoon @hunternashxxx.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's good to have local friends to help you relieve the stress from a rough day #CummingSoon @hunternashxxx.bsky.social
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Literally pulling the cum out of him
@alted-milkshake.bsky.social
@alted-milkshake.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Literally pulling the cum out of him
@alted-milkshake.bsky.social
@alted-milkshake.bsky.social
My favorite DL trade has ghosted me 😭😭😭 I’ll have to find someone else’s husband to have sex with.
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My favorite DL trade has ghosted me 😭😭😭 I’ll have to find someone else’s husband to have sex with.
In n out burgers are mid at best. Not sure why everyone is so upset about the opinion of a billionaire anyway.
July 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In n out burgers are mid at best. Not sure why everyone is so upset about the opinion of a billionaire anyway.
Hot DL trade cancelled plans on me 😢 going to have to find someone else’s dad to crack me open this weekend. San Diego bloomfies apply here!
My favorite DL trade kept his day open to meet me again this Friday!! 😍😍
My favorite DL trade unpinned our conversation on Sniffies and low key that hurt my feelings. 😂😂😂
July 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hot DL trade cancelled plans on me 😢 going to have to find someone else’s dad to crack me open this weekend. San Diego bloomfies apply here!
My favorite DL trade kept his day open to meet me again this Friday!! 😍😍
My favorite DL trade unpinned our conversation on Sniffies and low key that hurt my feelings. 😂😂😂
July 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite DL trade kept his day open to meet me again this Friday!! 😍😍
These hoes love to write emails and schedule meetings but I don’t see any of them doing real work 🤨 like ok keyboard warrior let’s see you put pen to paper.
July 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
These hoes love to write emails and schedule meetings but I don’t see any of them doing real work 🤨 like ok keyboard warrior let’s see you put pen to paper.
I will never understand people who come to the gym with a Starbucks iced coffee in hand. Especially if it’s a latte. You drinking caffeinated MILK during your workout???? Criminal.
July 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I will never understand people who come to the gym with a Starbucks iced coffee in hand. Especially if it’s a latte. You drinking caffeinated MILK during your workout???? Criminal.
I have a neighbor in my new apartment that’s super inconsiderate and plays music loudly on his balcony late at night, smokes a lot of pot. And tbh I wouldn’t care at all if he wasn’t doing it every night past 10pm. Some of us have day jobs at get up early 🙄 gonna have to go full Karen here.
July 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have a neighbor in my new apartment that’s super inconsiderate and plays music loudly on his balcony late at night, smokes a lot of pot. And tbh I wouldn’t care at all if he wasn’t doing it every night past 10pm. Some of us have day jobs at get up early 🙄 gonna have to go full Karen here.
It’s hump day and I cannot wait for the weekend 😩😩😩
July 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s hump day and I cannot wait for the weekend 😩😩😩
Today I found out what a Labubu is and I am speechless. Those ugly ass things is what has everyone in a frenzy??? Wild.
July 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Today I found out what a Labubu is and I am speechless. Those ugly ass things is what has everyone in a frenzy??? Wild.
My favorite DL trade unpinned our conversation on Sniffies and low key that hurt my feelings. 😂😂😂
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My favorite DL trade unpinned our conversation on Sniffies and low key that hurt my feelings. 😂😂😂
Please stop taking pictures of your dick when sitting on a toilet. No one wants to see that 🤮🤮🤮
June 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Please stop taking pictures of your dick when sitting on a toilet. No one wants to see that 🤮🤮🤮
It’s a self love kind of day today 🥰
June 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s a self love kind of day today 🥰
I’m so dead 😂😂😂😂 seriously got my second strike for this comment and I can’t even remember what the context was
June 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m so dead 😂😂😂😂 seriously got my second strike for this comment and I can’t even remember what the context was
“Death is seeking you at the bingo table”
June 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Death is seeking you at the bingo table”
I think the bigger issue in this country is that people have become too stupid to even be embarrassed. It’s just not possible to make someone so painfully dumb to feel shame anymore.
May 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think the bigger issue in this country is that people have become too stupid to even be embarrassed. It’s just not possible to make someone so painfully dumb to feel shame anymore.