shabir has his fuckass cringe tokyo ghoul poster on our wall & i have marinated eggs in the fridge that i only had 75% of the ingredients for but i wanted to make it anyway. its not bad!

Fuck U, Buddy. pain in my ass. but his reaction to the sweet once he realized what it was, was so cute.

but both chickens are in good health. love these guys

i brought bucky along too, The Fuck You Guy, and he bit the fuck out of the vet and fought Franky in the carrier the whole way there and back

It was me, I was the asshole who laughed at the funeral

its not a home without a cum corner

theyre having the same $12 sale on lipsticks too but i already have [starts counting on fingers] uhhhh too fucking many but im paranoid abt my eyes so i do replace my mascara regularly

javon ford's cheek stain in cherry pie is the closest thing i can find honestly its so beautiful on the skin but 32 DOLLHAIRS?????? 32 BEANS?