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I think a lot of business will say "Our ancestors didn't have jobs and paychecks and whatnot. That's why, in 2025, I'm sending everyone home."
March 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think a lot of business will say "Our ancestors didn't have jobs and paychecks and whatnot. That's why, in 2025, I'm sending everyone home."
I've been saying for years that newspapers are a passing fad.
February 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've been saying for years that newspapers are a passing fad.
Very uplifting. If you haven't finished writing the "Buy This Script" script, do do it soon!
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Very uplifting. If you haven't finished writing the "Buy This Script" script, do do it soon!
You could do worse. These people are pacifists.
February 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You could do worse. These people are pacifists.
An "ugly" girl is one who wears her hair up and has glasses. Fortunately, when the hot dude falls in love with for her personality she just has to take off the glasses and let her hair down and, voilá, she's acceptable.
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
An "ugly" girl is one who wears her hair up and has glasses. Fortunately, when the hot dude falls in love with for her personality she just has to take off the glasses and let her hair down and, voilá, she's acceptable.
With a title like that, the story writes itself.
January 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
With a title like that, the story writes itself.
I would have tried stuffing it into my mouth.
January 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I would have tried stuffing it into my mouth.
Sadly, for some people the take-away in this passage is that taxes are bad.
January 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sadly, for some people the take-away in this passage is that taxes are bad.
Business was bris that evening.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Business was bris that evening.