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Fortuna Autumnalis
@nerienis.bsky.social
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What’s your sign
A green sign with a silhouette of a white bear. The main text at the bottom reads, Be Bear Aware, while smaller text inside the bear says, You are no longer at the top of the food chain beyond this point.
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Serendipitous post placement ftw!
A screenshot of an X post from Jamie Bonkiewicz (is that a real name?) that says ‘Weird how those of us on the Left have despised Marjorie Taylor Greene for years and she never needed security until yesterday, because of her own party.’ directly above a quote from Walt Whitman (@skeetsofgrass.bsky.social) reading, ‘I cannot define my satisfaction .. yet it is so,’.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A screenshot of a post from @accountablegop.bsky.social reading ‘Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case...Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile... He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls...He wasn't into like 8 year olds... There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."’ and a reply from @elliosenor.bsky.social reading "He was into barely legal fatal stabbings, like he stabbed people two, three times. He wasn't into, like, stabbing people 90 times."
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A gray field with the words ‘If you don’t want anyone to find out, don’t do it. Chinese proverb’ and the watermark curiano.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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If you see this, post a #StarTrek
A Klingon officer with frizzy dark brown hair, prominent eyebrows, and a manic expression shouts, ‘Everyone was harmed during the making of this video’
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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A vast army of soldiers wearing peaked helmets and plate-mail armor and carrying round shields has assembled on a dusty, level plain, with a distant mountain behind them. Their signaling standards, 12 feet tall, topped with a stylized crane in flight over red banners, rise like a forest above the throng. They raise the battle-cry that strikes terror into the hearts of all who hear it: Ratio! Ratio!
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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That was quick!
A screenshot of the ‘Account Suspended’ landing page reached by clicking the link to the fraudulent account cited in the original post.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
A quad chart meme labeled ‘Whoa Black Betty’ with the quadrants, clockwise from the upper right, being pictures of Bramble Jam, Rambutans, Panda Lamps, and Pam Ballam. Now I have that song stuck in my head, thanks earworm DJ
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A cellphone wallpaper depicting a group of smiling jack o lanterns glowing on a suburban lawn, with a few trees and the side of a house in the background
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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A black and white dog with extremely perky ears is standing over several small, colorful stuffed toys with most of the stuffing torn out and strewn around his feet.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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#NoKings in deeply rural, deep-red Barron County, WI today.
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Two stills from the Simpsons. In the first, a dejected looking Bart says the last use of the guillotine was in France in 1977. In the second, Homer tries to cheer Barr up by saying, the most recent use of the guillotine was in France in 1977.
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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What do you bet his name was actually Aaron Hedgeh?
A brown door with a sign reading ‘Dr. A Hedgeh’ with a typewritten note posted under it. The note reads: WARNING: To whoever keeps adding "og" to my doorsign, if I catch you, you are dead. Dr. A Hedgeh’ with the letters ‘og’ handwritten after the signature.
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I think not.
A sepia-tone image of General William Tecumseh Sherman with his right hand tucked into the front of his dark, formal uniform jacket. He is giving major side eye to something to his 9 o’clock, which his stern expression suggests he does not approve of at all. The caption reads, ‘lighter flicking intensifies’.
October 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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A close-up of William Shatner’s face screaming KHAN in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, captioned ‘Ea-Nāșir’
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Still one of my favorite RATM comment-threads
A screenshot of a Twitter thread in which someone asks Tom Morello lead singer of rage against the machine. I want to know what machine these guys thought you were raging against in a political way. Someone else replies I really hate printers with a GIF of the scene from the office where the guys beat a printer with baseball bats. A third person chimes in, they are evil!
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Unsolicited lick pic
A small black-and-white dog is licking a window with a pink tongue. The window is smudged, as if he has licked it many times, and his expression is derpy, as if he will lick it many more.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Phineas lobotomized his ‘indestructible’ Kong frog less than an hour after receiving it
A plush green dog toy shaped like a frog with the back of its neck torn out with almost surgical precision. The red squeaker from inside lies neutralized beside it along with a couple of white fluffs of stuffing.
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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At least you didn’t cause the whole mess by reading the Latin graffiti scrawled on the basement wall out loud.
A black field spattered with blood, with the words ‘THE SMART ONE’ in white letters in the middle
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Found in the back corner of my new basement
A small bottle of KY massage lubricant (‘Secret Forest’ scent) on a plywood shelf in a basement.
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Et tu, Home Depot??
A warehouse with boxes of Christmas trees and decorations on GODDAMN SEPTEMBER 30TH WTF Y’ALL???
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Seresto collars, specifically, are apparently problematic 😬

biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press...
A Reddit post from r/BackpackingDogs A note of caution regarding Seresto collars I was looking into tick protection for my dog and noticed that one of the most popular recommendations was the Seresto collars, usually on its own but occasionally in combination with topical/oral treatments. Just as l was about to place an order for a Seresto collar, I found this notice issued just a few months ago (Feb 2024) that highlights a lot of potential issues with the Seresto collar. Here's the link: https://biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press-releases/federal-watchdog-blasts-epas-failure-to-assess-safety-of-pesticides-used-on-flea-tick- collars-2024-02-29 I'm sure it works well and it's up to you to determine what makes the most sense in regards to your pet (and weighing the trade-offs of using what might be a less effective tick prevention method versus the potential harmful side effects of the collar), but I figured I'd share this so that you can ultimately make the decision for yourself and your furry friend. Here are the highlights of the article: Following more than 100,000 reports of Seresto's harm to pets - including more than 3,000 deaths — the EPA announced in July 2023 that it would limit approval of the product to five years and require more detailed reporting of harm incidents from the flea collar's maker, Elanco.
September 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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TOO SOON 🤨 This was the seasonally appropriate scene at Home Depot last night, without a whiff of Yuletide foolery anywhere.
A hardware store display of Halloween yard decorations comprising both life-size and giant skeletons, gargoyles, ogres, ghouls witches, ghosts, and in the center a menacing 14-foot scarecrow.
September 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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None of those has ever held up against my dipshit Decker terrier. Anything he can’t immediately rend, he’ll methodically pick every stitch out of and make extra sure the stuffing gets spread EVERYWHERE
A black and white dog with perky ears stares defiantly at the viewer while standing over the scattered memory-foam entrails of the $75 dog bed he has just destroyed.
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I’m honestly surprised any of them lived long enough to be named! Phineas decapitates and/or disembowels every toy he’s given within an hour. Except balls. I’ve never bought a tennis ball in my life, but he brings them home from the tennis club across the street and, well…
A dog’s ball collection in a basket. There are 14 tennis balls, one pink and one orange Hartz squeaky ball (abandoned because he currently loves the identically-shaped green one he’s playing with now), a nubbly pink football, a glow-in-the-dark sphere with open baffles, and a ball disguised as a bat either purple wing linings.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM