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The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.
His head has more wrinkles than his brain. Bless his heart.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
His head has more wrinkles than his brain. Bless his heart.
Oh man, my friend in Amsterdam sent this to me. It's near me so I'm going to be stopping in soon.
August 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh man, my friend in Amsterdam sent this to me. It's near me so I'm going to be stopping in soon.
Can we speed it up a bit? I'm tired.
February 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Can we speed it up a bit? I'm tired.
No, and now we can't be friends.
February 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
No, and now we can't be friends.
And Myrtle is going to snooze through the rest of it too.
February 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And Myrtle is going to snooze through the rest of it too.
There are SO MANY billionaire romance novels. So many.
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There are SO MANY billionaire romance novels. So many.
I can see that!
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I can see that!
I haven't because I'm not a huge fantasy reader (yet). But I'm willing to give it a shot!
January 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I haven't because I'm not a huge fantasy reader (yet). But I'm willing to give it a shot!