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Wish I weren't here right now
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new vegas review
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Can't sleep because I'm pissing myself off about how "knot" and "nautical" are basically homonyms and synonymous but have no shared etymological origins
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I found an 18 year old reddit account that has frequently posted for 17 years. It went from environmentalism to weed to antisemitism and then finally to ai psychosis. Fascinating to see a decline like that
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
wearing a quarterback wristband to a friday night magic game
October 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Oh 500 calories of airport nerds gummy clusters, I know you will never hurt me. You never will....
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My plane got hit with turbulence so bad that my watch congratulated me for standing up
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
im not that smart so it was hard to come up with a deeper idea in turn a gundam
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Had anyone ever made one of those "ogre doesn't understand Ulysses" memes for turn a Gundam
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
August 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Shout out to the people... Doing landscaping at the church? At 2:30 am?
August 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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July 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
watching an old ass minecraft lets play and the dude (etho) is talking about assing xbox 360 controller compatibility to the game. we live in a different world
July 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 42 - Space Fortress A Baoa Qu
17:43.357
July 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Labubu? I'd rather have a pic-a-nic basket hey Boo Boo
July 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Flying south
October 17, 2024 at 10:18 AM
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Brittle Facades
February 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Morning on a moon 🌘
June 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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An Antidote for Strychnine, a tribute illustration to one of my favourite @themountaingoats.bsky.social songs.
June 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Hello Sharks, today I am seeking 350 million United States Dollars for a 5% stake in my company so I can make trucks with Jump Seats in the year 2027.
June 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM