Be good to yourself.

But is that Jimmy Buffet? And no one is talking about that?

I tell students all the time, “You’ve been listening to language and speaking it much longer than you’ve been reading it quietly. Let your ears and eyes catch the mistakes.”

I completely read this as him wanting to diarrhea in her mouth, so the reality is now somehow a relief.

Trump doesn’t understand what that word means, just like a lot of other people who didn’t pay close attention in social studies (or anything else, in Trump’s case)

Time to put up or shut up, bubba fucker.

If illegal aliens can afford housing, I’m denouncing my citizenship in hopes of whatever mortgage those guys got.

Yeah, it’s 8th grade. In 5th grade we still think we are part of Virginia.

My friend ordered a hot tea and toast in a Belfast pub among a table of Guinness orders. Bartender asked if Granny wanted the crust cut off his toast.

🤔 would this deal force Johnson to bring House back and swear in Arizona Rep sooner than he wanted to? Before Tenn. special election?

And it’s delicious