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nerdybogwitch.bsky.social
Siren
@nerdybogwitch.bsky.social
ER veterinary nurse 🐶| host of Bitches and Murders Podcast | spicy sometimes, bitchy and nerdy always | 29 | $nerdybogwitch
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Since I’m permanently jumping ship figured I’d make a little #promosky hi I’m Siren, I’m 29. I can’t promise any singular type of content cause I have chaotic adhd and im all over! Some interests are
-gaming
-horror
-true crime
-reading
-ECC veterinary nursing
-raging sarcasm 😂
Bestied a little to close to the sun now @madnessdiamond.bsky.social are shoving bread into our faces cause we took shots on empty stomachs 😂💀
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I got new book cases for the new house and I’ve got four empty shelves, so obviously it’s time for more books
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Update this movie and soundtrack have a death grip on me and I bought it the second it hit Amazon 🙃
Whelp I guess Wednesday afternoons are when to go see a movie cause I’m getting an impromptu private showing of Sinners 😂
June 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Whelp I guess Wednesday afternoons are when to go see a movie cause I’m getting an impromptu private showing of Sinners 😂
May 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My toxic trait is I can recite Teeter’s intro scene in Yellowstone line for line
May 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Are they even your friends if they aren’t representing your pet in a trial?
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I guess I’ll hop on the train. A selfie from my gallery in b&w
May 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Apparently I’m just gonna add to this every time a video come up on my fyp. Ladies! Stop. Degrading. For. Free. There’s power in ignoring them, if they truly want attention they know what they have to do to get it.
And another thing, if a “paypig” needs you to send money first? Scam. Move to a different app to communicate? Scam. “If you do this for me I’ll send” fake af trying to top from the bottom. Virtual currency? Scam. Like retweet sub? Broke, sad, waste of time
While I’m at it FinDom and selling NSFW content are not same same. There’s no shame in either, like if you’re making bank selling your nudes then fucking get it. But that does not equate to FinDom babes
May 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And another thing, if a “paypig” needs you to send money first? Scam. Move to a different app to communicate? Scam. “If you do this for me I’ll send” fake af trying to top from the bottom. Virtual currency? Scam. Like retweet sub? Broke, sad, waste of time
While I’m at it FinDom and selling NSFW content are not same same. There’s no shame in either, like if you’re making bank selling your nudes then fucking get it. But that does not equate to FinDom babes
*sigh* alright say it with me folks
1) paypig is a real kink
2) it is NOT a get rich quick scheme
3) it’s not cute to try to participate without doing research
4) it can require aftercare just like any other kink
5) you’re a piece of shit if you disagree with points 1-4 ✌🏻
May 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
While I’m at it FinDom and selling NSFW content are not same same. There’s no shame in either, like if you’re making bank selling your nudes then fucking get it. But that does not equate to FinDom babes
*sigh* alright say it with me folks
1) paypig is a real kink
2) it is NOT a get rich quick scheme
3) it’s not cute to try to participate without doing research
4) it can require aftercare just like any other kink
5) you’re a piece of shit if you disagree with points 1-4 ✌🏻
May 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
*sigh* alright say it with me folks
1) paypig is a real kink
2) it is NOT a get rich quick scheme
3) it’s not cute to try to participate without doing research
4) it can require aftercare just like any other kink
5) you’re a piece of shit if you disagree with points 1-4 ✌🏻
May 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ugh great findom is trending on tiktok again 🤦🏼‍♀️
May 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Flare days are for horror movies and pitbull snuggles
May 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’ve learned I’m not nearly as cool as I think I am, I’m just a ginger 😂💀
May 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One day I’ll learn not to take on so many tasks at once but alas I have ADHD so today is not that day
May 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I wish seeing my accomplishments was as easy as seeing my own shortcomings
April 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My ability to not be a cunt is hanging by a thread
April 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Siren
Bringing attention back to Paola Miranda Rosa who has been missing since 12/17/2021 #truecrime

open.spotify.com/episode/2gai...
Episode 67: This Episode Gets You Fast and Furious Quicker than Vin Diesel
Bitches and Murders · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The absolute beautiful fucking nerds that developed Avowed put a legally blonde quote in the dialog 😂
April 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Veterinary medicine out of context: so you’re going to think of the butt hole as a clock
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I want to have a chat with disneys costuming department because what is this? Why do we keep doing “Disney inspired prom dresses” and not actual gowns???
March 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don’t know what happens to us when we die but I do know there better be someone with answers cause I have a few cold cases I NEED closure on
March 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Screaming into the void sounds nice right about now
March 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I sneezed so hard I cracked my back 🥲
March 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I don’t know what my fucking problem is but oh my god am I about to snap
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM