Dan Bennett
nerdyattorney.bsky.social
Dan Bennett
@nerdyattorney.bsky.social
Portland-based appellate nerd and regular nerd. Public Defender.
“To wives and sweethearts! May they never meet!”
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I will! I did a poor job of recreating my Twitter following list and lost track of a lot of voices I enjoyed—recreating it has been a slow process.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Thanks Dara. I enjoyed reading you at Vox in the day!
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The theme song for this show fell through a time portal and was accidentally appended to Enterprise.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm just surprised he can post without the word "kinetic."
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Let me guess. This time it’s the “The Rent is Too Damn High” guy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
HBO Max recommends: the vortex
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who shall be their Scooter?
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why does Kevin, the largest uncle, not simply eat the others?
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yeah, the word "exceedingly" does not appear in any opinion there. Pretty strange to put those words between quotation marks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Depends on when the Gary Hart revelations drop.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Abandoned by devs.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Thought the thumbnail was Shiv and Roman Roy for a moment.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sounds like time for another book about whether Biden is old.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They seem to think the appellate doctrine of harmless error applies to an ongoing trial proceeding?
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Alright, let's count 'em up. I'll go first:

One (1) 4070
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was going to joke about ‘Clair Obscur’ being one, but I figured I’d first better check that it wasn’t.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Have you encountered the podcast “Just King Things?” A couple of nerdy academics have been reading and discussing King’s book in publication order for several years. Good stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is it good when your signature block requires an argument section?
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Doesn't every Oreo have bits of Oreo in it?
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you’re going to expend massive political capital to keep this stuff under wraps it would behoove you to… keep it under wraps.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yeah, that subreddit is a dark place.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Much about your mad pursuit of this house becomes clear.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM