our fair city baybeeeee 🐠

RIP Ello, home to my early surrealist art portfolio now completely lost to history.

I have the whole "explicit language" flag turned off because sometimes I do, in fact, want to type "fuck" and not "duck", but I really feel like they shouldn't, in fact, be integrating slurs into any of the keyboard settings 🥴

As we all know, commemorating the day Mary rode Joseph's ass, all the way down to Egypt 🥁💥

For better or worse, cooking me in the miserable soup of Something Awful molded me into the freak I am today, and I think I turned out ok, so I once more gotta hand it to the guy I paid $10 in iTunes cards way back when for being a gre-**touches earpiece** I am being told that guy sucks, actually

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Custom URL hype squad 🔥

Ahhhhhh damn it I was right

@lambhoot.bsky.social has made some of my favorites: youtu.be/HPGVn7pd24o

dying on the hill of "just having separate accounts" because I'm just too accident-prone and I just /know/ I would accidentally share something on main if I didn't have a massive color-coded window border to remind me that I'm on another account 🥴