At least you know that the moderators are not artificial intelligence—at least I think AIs still don't understand a sense of humor.

If you have eso+ or Elsweyr DLC and finisg main quest you can access the Hall of Lunar Champion:
en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:...

Luke, you can have a free house (room indeed) for each alliance character. Just create one character for each alliance and start "quest starter" Room to Spare. And Morrowind (dlc free) has a bigger room in Vivec City