I miss roasting people on public Facebook groups, but Nooooo I'm supposed to be "polite." Stupid.

Why did I wait until my life was about to change forever by having a child to have some legitimately good but high risk business ideas?

Ok comedy homies, I know you've probably got your shows booked for a while, but I've only got 4 weeks until my kid is born and I'll be stepping away for a bit, so I'd love to tell jokes for you until then. Keep me in mind if you need a last minute replacement.

I want to make a cozy game like Stardew Valley, except you play as an absolute menace to the town. Day drinking, being a homewrecker, ripping your lifted truck through people's yards, maybe just a little bit of farming. #cozygaming

My first post here will be a joke.