Nerdly Whiplash
@nerdlywhiplash.bsky.social
Neurodivergent gamer and game industry producer with room temperature takes.
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I too, assumed Dick Van Dyke would just become more powerful at 100.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I too, assumed Dick Van Dyke would just become more powerful at 100.
Folks, I think I found the one thing we'll get "after" GTA VI.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Folks, I think I found the one thing we'll get "after" GTA VI.
Will everyone please stop giving this Dragon more gold? The Whitehouse is starting to look like a Cheesecake Factory.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Will everyone please stop giving this Dragon more gold? The Whitehouse is starting to look like a Cheesecake Factory.
Hang on a second...
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hang on a second...
Posthumous pedophilia
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Posthumous pedophilia
Hester Goodwife did more than sneeze. She married John Goodwife, who happened to own a parcel of land his neighbors the Proctors wanted to own. Mrs. Proctor swore in front of God that she saw the devil shoot out of Hester Goodwife's nose, so John Goodwife lost his property for aiding witchcraft.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hester Goodwife did more than sneeze. She married John Goodwife, who happened to own a parcel of land his neighbors the Proctors wanted to own. Mrs. Proctor swore in front of God that she saw the devil shoot out of Hester Goodwife's nose, so John Goodwife lost his property for aiding witchcraft.
I fully did not expect him to expose anything other than the flaws in our class-based justice system.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I fully did not expect him to expose anything other than the flaws in our class-based justice system.
Who would ever want to Pokemon-go to this?
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Who would ever want to Pokemon-go to this?
Our cities like New York, San Francisco, Chicago ... They ARE the places that make America great, and it seems like the right has decided to convince their constituents otherwise.
Not sure what's left when they don't care about farmers or rural towns either.
Not sure what's left when they don't care about farmers or rural towns either.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Our cities like New York, San Francisco, Chicago ... They ARE the places that make America great, and it seems like the right has decided to convince their constituents otherwise.
Not sure what's left when they don't care about farmers or rural towns either.
Not sure what's left when they don't care about farmers or rural towns either.
"Not gone far enough" ticking up slightly is also concerning.
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Not gone far enough" ticking up slightly is also concerning.
You'd "guess" 30? Man, I thought you were counting. I bet Kat knows the real number.
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You'd "guess" 30? Man, I thought you were counting. I bet Kat knows the real number.
A title so big that Microsoft had to make concessions to keep it on competitive platforms for a decade. I just don't understand.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A title so big that Microsoft had to make concessions to keep it on competitive platforms for a decade. I just don't understand.
Oh shit. You're right. When someone like Cuomo does it, it comes off as detached and weird, when someone genuine like Mamdani does it, you see how far we've had to recalibrate our expectations of human decency.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh shit. You're right. When someone like Cuomo does it, it comes off as detached and weird, when someone genuine like Mamdani does it, you see how far we've had to recalibrate our expectations of human decency.
So being anti trump is illegal? "Probably"?
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So being anti trump is illegal? "Probably"?
You can do it!
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You can do it!
Gifting a golden pager is incredibly vile given the context
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Gifting a golden pager is incredibly vile given the context
Every day is Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Every day is Halloween
I don't care that we aren't making pennies. They cost too much to make.
The thing that is stupid is that retail companies won't round to the nearest dollar or 5-cents on their pricing. They literally can accommodate this with a small price adjustment. It's a stupid thing to complain about.
The thing that is stupid is that retail companies won't round to the nearest dollar or 5-cents on their pricing. They literally can accommodate this with a small price adjustment. It's a stupid thing to complain about.
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I don't care that we aren't making pennies. They cost too much to make.
The thing that is stupid is that retail companies won't round to the nearest dollar or 5-cents on their pricing. They literally can accommodate this with a small price adjustment. It's a stupid thing to complain about.
The thing that is stupid is that retail companies won't round to the nearest dollar or 5-cents on their pricing. They literally can accommodate this with a small price adjustment. It's a stupid thing to complain about.
Love hearing about their soaring shares the same week their company lays off 30,000 jobs and mentions their intention of shedding .5 million jobs over 5 years. Capitalism sure is rad like that. Always profit, never people.
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Love hearing about their soaring shares the same week their company lays off 30,000 jobs and mentions their intention of shedding .5 million jobs over 5 years. Capitalism sure is rad like that. Always profit, never people.
Exactly this. He just wants the photo op of him standing in an observation room while the bomb is being tested. It's always branding or optics. Eventually, he'll probably try to rename the Nuclear Bomb to something stupid.
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Exactly this. He just wants the photo op of him standing in an observation room while the bomb is being tested. It's always branding or optics. Eventually, he'll probably try to rename the Nuclear Bomb to something stupid.
But, they're always masking.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
But, they're always masking.
That's $14,000 USD for our friends too lazy to Google it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That's $14,000 USD for our friends too lazy to Google it.