Wesley
@neptura.bsky.social
Senior Development Specialist at Infinity Ward | MWII -> Co-op, Raid, The Haunting | MWIII | BO6 | Lover of general nerdy stuff, tech, horror, comedy. Posts are my own.
This should be basic "protect yourself on the internet 101" stuff but people still fall for this shit. If your bank texts you to call a number for any reason, do not. If you're concerned look up their actual number from their actual website and call. Do not follow numbers/links provided via text.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This should be basic "protect yourself on the internet 101" stuff but people still fall for this shit. If your bank texts you to call a number for any reason, do not. If you're concerned look up their actual number from their actual website and call. Do not follow numbers/links provided via text.
Check out my next post where I review all of the kills. It's also the movie where Jason uses the widest variety of weapons in all the movies!
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Check out my next post where I review all of the kills. It's also the movie where Jason uses the widest variety of weapons in all the movies!
Bonus fun fact! Friday the 13th part 7 is the movie where Jason kills people with more tools than any other movie! Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Bonus fun fact! Friday the 13th part 7 is the movie where Jason kills people with more tools than any other movie! Happy Halloween!
And now for the final victim and my PERSONAL favorite in the franchise. Melissa. This snotty asshole gets hit in the face with an axe but gets fucking YEETED across the living room over a TV set. Absolutely cooked. Love to see it. 12/10 and I'd add points if he could kill her again.
November 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
And now for the final victim and my PERSONAL favorite in the franchise. Melissa. This snotty asshole gets hit in the face with an axe but gets fucking YEETED across the living room over a TV set. Absolutely cooked. Love to see it. 12/10 and I'd add points if he could kill her again.
Oh hey it's the coward Dr. Crews. You piece of shit. You get exactly what you deserve and die tired running from Jason only to be shredded by a gas powered razor saw weed whacker. Eat shit and die. 0/10 because he's a fuck bag.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Oh hey it's the coward Dr. Crews. You piece of shit. You get exactly what you deserve and die tired running from Jason only to be shredded by a gas powered razor saw weed whacker. Eat shit and die. 0/10 because he's a fuck bag.
Oh... Amanda Sheppard. You poor thing, you did everything you could to be perfectly correct in a horror movie then a FUCKING COWARD uses you as a human shield. Jason kills you with a spear like sickle tool. You deserved better... 0/10
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Oh... Amanda Sheppard. You poor thing, you did everything you could to be perfectly correct in a horror movie then a FUCKING COWARD uses you as a human shield. Jason kills you with a spear like sickle tool. You deserved better... 0/10
Hey Robin. Remember when I said Eddie almost had his head taken off? Nah, it was completely removed and placed in your bed. It scares you so Jason throws your ass through a second story window and you die to fall damage. 8/10
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Hey Robin. Remember when I said Eddie almost had his head taken off? Nah, it was completely removed and placed in your bed. It scares you so Jason throws your ass through a second story window and you die to fall damage. 8/10
Now on to Eddie, the machete finally gets used. Took your head almost clean off! 8/10
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Now on to Eddie, the machete finally gets used. Took your head almost clean off! 8/10
David you stoned, hungry bastard. You get stabbed with a chef's knife while rummaging for food in the fridge. 5/10. Fine stabbing I guess!
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
David you stoned, hungry bastard. You get stabbed with a chef's knife while rummaging for food in the fridge. 5/10. Fine stabbing I guess!
Kate. That party whistle your boyfriend had? Yeah Jason plummets it through your eye socket and into your brain. It even goes "wahmp" when it happens. 10/10 because of the sound effect.
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Kate. That party whistle your boyfriend had? Yeah Jason plummets it through your eye socket and into your brain. It even goes "wahmp" when it happens. 10/10 because of the sound effect.
Ben. Oh Ben, you got your head got crushed between Jason's bare hands. Very crushable. 6/10 normally but you're holding a party whistle which matters so 7/10.
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Ben. Oh Ben, you got your head got crushed between Jason's bare hands. Very crushable. 6/10 normally but you're holding a party whistle which matters so 7/10.
Ok, now on to Maddy. This poor lady. She was the one person in this movie who I actually think didn't deserve to die. She broke no cardinal horror tropes or rules EXCEPT one. She got gussied up. I don't think that's a crime. Jason punches through a wall, grabs her and stabs with a sickle. 0/10 <3
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ok, now on to Maddy. This poor lady. She was the one person in this movie who I actually think didn't deserve to die. She broke no cardinal horror tropes or rules EXCEPT one. She got gussied up. I don't think that's a crime. Jason punches through a wall, grabs her and stabs with a sickle. 0/10 <3