I see a lot of online discourse about replacing your lawn with clover. Turns out most of my lawn is made of chives which seems like it might be superior.
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I see a lot of online discourse about replacing your lawn with clover. Turns out most of my lawn is made of chives which seems like it might be superior.
> Starts a skincare routine so I can look young or whatever
> Gets a bunch of acne
> Wow it's working! 🤩
> Gets a bunch of acne
> Wow it's working! 🤩
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
> Starts a skincare routine so I can look young or whatever
> Gets a bunch of acne
> Wow it's working! 🤩
> Gets a bunch of acne
> Wow it's working! 🤩
How come no one has anything to say to me during dinner but when I’m in the shower, everyone has something to say?
February 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
How come no one has anything to say to me during dinner but when I’m in the shower, everyone has something to say?
It's been an embarrassingly long time between family meals (where all 4 of us sit together), but tonight was #2.
I'm going to start keeping track of how often I ask each member of my family about their day at dinner and no one asks me about mine. Today was #1.
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's been an embarrassingly long time between family meals (where all 4 of us sit together), but tonight was #2.
Oh, you want a way to remember the difference between pallet, palette, and palate? Try just remembering them, dumbass.
February 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oh, you want a way to remember the difference between pallet, palette, and palate? Try just remembering them, dumbass.
Reposted by Rachel Shannon
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
my first completed project of the year
January 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
my first completed project of the year
Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm going to start keeping track of how often I ask each member of my family about their day at dinner and no one asks me about mine. Today was #1.
January 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm going to start keeping track of how often I ask each member of my family about their day at dinner and no one asks me about mine. Today was #1.
My daughter asked me to #doodle with her this morning and she abandoned me to do something else within 5 minutes. Nine hours later, I finally finished.
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My daughter asked me to #doodle with her this morning and she abandoned me to do something else within 5 minutes. Nine hours later, I finally finished.
Reposted by Rachel Shannon
January 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Rachel Shannon
Amen.
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Amen.
My kids are definitely *my* kids.
January 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My kids are definitely *my* kids.
My new year's resolution is to be as well exfoliated as Ethan Hawke's character in Gattaca
January 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My new year's resolution is to be as well exfoliated as Ethan Hawke's character in Gattaca
After 2 months of begging myself to just update my Notion setup instead of starting fresh, I'm starting fresh. ADHD perfectionism strikes again.
December 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
After 2 months of begging myself to just update my Notion setup instead of starting fresh, I'm starting fresh. ADHD perfectionism strikes again.