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Fggt. Into bread. LA. Married. Hairy hole.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That one scene on ‘Welcome To Derry’ last night was intense 🫢

Eye had to look away multiple times..
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November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I really can’t stress to you enough how much Rachel Ray’s clips of her butchering Mexican cuisines, makes my soul scream and ancestors twitch.

She is evil.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Dad just pounded two fat loads of leche in 🥵
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Listen, I haven’t been eating clean obviously. I love my sweet treats.

But drinking clove water daily has done wonders for cleaning out, for bottom activities.

Cher would approve.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bro, fuck your ai porn. And those Apple phone thongs for over $200.

And FUUUUUUUUUUCK 🧊 🧊 to absolute hell and having their conscious and souls haunted for the rest of their lives.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s 7:32 in the morning. There’s no need to be waking up to someone on Scruff spam messaging me the same message with different iterations of:

“What kinda slut do you need me to be?”

None sweetheart, it’s 7:33 in the morning.I didn’t initiate this. You’re in NYC, go get brunch.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Goddamn, the curry smells cuntiodisima mi cielo 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
5 day rain storm and snow ahead.

Chicken curry later, hopefully the shopper finds the Thai chili peppers.

Did we need more Lil’ Debbie’s snacks? No. But we are in the midst of a storm, it’s vital for comfort. It’s an essential. This ass is happiest when it bounces.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Case in point, earlier this morning, one of the dogs kept grumbling at me to step it up and serve breakfast faster.

We are fucking surrounded.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m to blame for enabling my x4 dogs to become entirely codependent on me. And become rude and demanding that their meals be served on time all day. Let it be known these are curated, home cooked meals.

Jesus Christ.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM