DeWalt employees commissioned a ton of DeWalt flamethrowers from me.

Social media conditioned people into thinking their opinion/voice was always relevant. Running a business social media that has to be public makes that all the more obvious and mentally draining because you can’t escape from it. And I guess as a result, I’ve been pulling away from personal socials.

At work, poking away at a problem for the last week. Someone updates the ticket that the server is outputting video and serial now.

I check and it is erroring out and literally says SOMETHING HAS GONE SERIOUSLY WRONG

Sigh

Sober me: So a joke got out of hand and I started a flamethrower company haha fuck

Drunk me: fuck what the fuck are you doing running a flamethrower company holy shit

No one at USPS has any idea of what the fuck they’re actually doing