Neonymous Bosh
@neonymousbosh.bsky.social
Neonymous Bosh is my pseudonym, David Colman is my autonym and these are my neonyms — things for which we have no words. So far, only NoLIta and NoMad have stuck.
Oh, there is no question that it’s going to get much much much much much much much much worse.
September 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, there is no question that it’s going to get much much much much much much much much worse.
Because why oath when he can oaf?
May 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Because why oath when he can oaf?
does that mean that the holiest and most forceful of times on this 5/4 will be at 3:21?
May 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
does that mean that the holiest and most forceful of times on this 5/4 will be at 3:21?
Cannot wait to get a copy of this! Wonderful and much needed concept.
May 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cannot wait to get a copy of this! Wonderful and much needed concept.
Well, he did publicly ponder the term groceries at great length and hypothesized that these are what is sold at a grocery store, so don't sell him short! Not that he would understand what that is, either.
May 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, he did publicly ponder the term groceries at great length and hypothesized that these are what is sold at a grocery store, so don't sell him short! Not that he would understand what that is, either.
Totally unreasonable. Learned helplessness precludes future change of circumstance.
May 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Totally unreasonable. Learned helplessness precludes future change of circumstance.
Welcome to Bizarro.
May 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Welcome to Bizarro.
I don't know which is more horrifying — that Trumpelstiltskin posted it in the first place, or that his followers just ate it up like it was melting ice cream on a hot day.
May 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don't know which is more horrifying — that Trumpelstiltskin posted it in the first place, or that his followers just ate it up like it was melting ice cream on a hot day.
There's a real NYT op-ed right now called "I Teach Computer Science, and That's All — Politics Doesn't Belong in the Classroom" by a Pro-Israel Harvard prof that is so hilariously and awfully the essence of the NYT Pitchbot I couldn't believe my eyes. Don't give them any more ideas!
May 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There's a real NYT op-ed right now called "I Teach Computer Science, and That's All — Politics Doesn't Belong in the Classroom" by a Pro-Israel Harvard prof that is so hilariously and awfully the essence of the NYT Pitchbot I couldn't believe my eyes. Don't give them any more ideas!
I disagree. They are all 100% on board for the full scale transformation of the United States into an authoritarian state that cares for no one but its richest citizens. Anyone who doesn’t like it is welcome to leave or die.
May 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I disagree. They are all 100% on board for the full scale transformation of the United States into an authoritarian state that cares for no one but its richest citizens. Anyone who doesn’t like it is welcome to leave or die.
I didn’t even know it was still a question.
May 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I didn’t even know it was still a question.
I couldn’t get past the first paragraph.
May 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I couldn’t get past the first paragraph.
This isn’t even funny — basically this is what he said.
May 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This isn’t even funny — basically this is what he said.
It’s not enough to cancel WaPo — you have to cancel Amazon. I did when I started seeing how Bezos treated his workers and I’ve never looked back.
May 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s not enough to cancel WaPo — you have to cancel Amazon. I did when I started seeing how Bezos treated his workers and I’ve never looked back.
The media is so cowed by every little thing that even him saying “It’s Photoshop” seems like a victory. What I want to know is, who makes the decisions as to how journalists fail to push back? And how are those decisions made?
May 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The media is so cowed by every little thing that even him saying “It’s Photoshop” seems like a victory. What I want to know is, who makes the decisions as to how journalists fail to push back? And how are those decisions made?
They pronounce it properly, even with Irish accents, on Mobland, which is pretty good btw.
May 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
They pronounce it properly, even with Irish accents, on Mobland, which is pretty good btw.
How perfect is it that how it was sponsored by a dishonest ad from the most corrupt health insurance company. Everything about corporate media is broken.
April 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How perfect is it that how it was sponsored by a dishonest ad from the most corrupt health insurance company. Everything about corporate media is broken.
Wow great saving tips from the 70s!
April 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wow great saving tips from the 70s!
Drive over to Google and ask them.
April 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Drive over to Google and ask them.
Because they don’t want it to return. That was just a ruse, like bringing down inflation.
April 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Because they don’t want it to return. That was just a ruse, like bringing down inflation.
Well, it took a few decades, but he got his wish.
April 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, it took a few decades, but he got his wish.