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Emily Hoff
@neonunquiet.bsky.social
Neuro-bespeckled bone collector in the blighted, desert US. Literal. Left. And ornery.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When they just pull up a chair for you without taking the necessary steps to actually include you, it is quiet humiliation. Get up from the damn table. You don't need their permission to speak. #releasethefiles #noquarter
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not so hot take/prediction: SNAP isn't coming back.
#nosnitchnovember
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I mean I'm thinking about doing this one, so... 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The AfD has been using this as a term for eugenics and white nationalism. Do not let them tell you it's innocent.
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I mean, my dark humor is a load-bearing structure at this point. 🤣 I'm sorry btw.
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We need to discuss death camps in WW2 Germany. There were far more than 5. Or 10. And they were largely IN GERMANY. So when the administration calls for more camps in red states & tells us it's no comparison to fascist Germany, they are full👏of👏shit👏.
July 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Did the paletas bar yesterday and forgot for a whole 15 minutes that the world is on fire. ❤️
July 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Fixed it.
July 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
July 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You can get free QR code stickers that lead to realtimefascism.com. Just letting you know.

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July 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My psychiatrist called me yesterday to tell me he is proactively going private insurance bc of the BBB. So I haven't lost my Medicaid yet, but I still need meds. Meanwhile, Joe Redhat is lighting M80s in his driveway next door. How many days do you think I'll get for punching him in the face?
July 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My #NoKings protest sign. WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, YO!
July 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This image and a very loud, appropriate song by The Muslims swirling in my head as Mike Johnson spoke right before the final vote.
July 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
July 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sure. With snark and disdain.
July 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Protest sign of your choice.
July 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Your sacrifice will be remembered, Comrade Bee.
July 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I knew this was going to happen but I'm still crying. I'm tired. I'm terrified. I'm lost. The moment this man announced his candidacy, I knew we'd end up here.
July 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What a strange modification to the flag. How weird. It's on all government websites. It would have been just as easy to put the ACTUAL flag there. Oh well. Must just be a design choice. Nothing to see here.
June 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Adventures in Disability: When I wear my cooling vest to events, it doesn't have the frosty squares. It looks like a goddamn ICE vest. That could be triggering af for people & rightly so. Advice on de-ICEifying wet, ice-filled accommodation device.
June 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM