Never thought I'd ever read an autobiography that had me beside myself in tears but Jennette McCurdy's done it. Legit had to take several breaks toward the end, I'd really like to finish tonight but it's so fucking rough.

Man with all these remakes why didn't anyone choose Mannequin??? RuPaul as Hollywood except it's just RuPaul cast as RuPaul. And honestly if Paul Reubens was still alive I'd say throw him in somewhere. Paris Hilton as Emmy and some YouTuber as the weird main dood.

Fucking dying at this review left on the book Red, White, & Royal Blue that's literally about two very gay boys and definitely does not trick you into thinking otherwise

Rewatching 30 Rock and there's an episode where Kim Jong il (still alive at the time of recording) allows Tracy Morgan into North Korea and they party, make a movie together, and bro it out. This was three years before Kim Jong Un invited Dennis Rodman???

mitch mcconnell looks like an aged dana carvey in the turtle bit

Getting a code for blue sky makes me feel like Rose on the door while everyone else on Twitter freezes

No dood, it has hard Amanda Palmer/Dresden Dolls vibes and it rly fucks.