The Night Beast™️🇨🇦
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I’m from the deepest, darkest corner of Canada #ClassicWrestling #MMA #HorrorMovies #ActionMovies #CatVideos
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Amazon is really playing the shit out of that- “What the world needs now is love, sweet love” commercial. Yeah okay Jeff Bezos. What the world needs now is less billionaires.
Jays making a statement in this first game.
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jays making a statement in this first game.
What’s with this Trivago website? These guys are advertising so much lately. I’m tired of seeing that middle aged dude with the veneers talking about his secret tactic or whatever he’s saying 🙄
June 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What’s with this Trivago website? These guys are advertising so much lately. I’m tired of seeing that middle aged dude with the veneers talking about his secret tactic or whatever he’s saying 🙄
My weather report for today- Smoky with a chance of fireballs.
June 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My weather report for today- Smoky with a chance of fireballs.
Oilers are going to lose again.
June 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oilers are going to lose again.
The Vegas Golden Knights might have the ugliest jerseys I’ve ever seen. That color looks like baby shit.
May 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Vegas Golden Knights might have the ugliest jerseys I’ve ever seen. That color looks like baby shit.
Sportsnet playing that Twisted Sister “Stay Hungry” track at the intro of this Jets/Stars game got me fired up. #SportsNet #NHLPlayoffs
May 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Sportsnet playing that Twisted Sister “Stay Hungry” track at the intro of this Jets/Stars game got me fired up. #SportsNet #NHLPlayoffs
That was almost over before it started. The polls just closed half an hour ago 😆 #CanadaVotes2025
#LiberalPartyOfCanada
#MarkCarney
#LiberalPartyOfCanada
#MarkCarney
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
That was almost over before it started. The polls just closed half an hour ago 😆 #CanadaVotes2025
#LiberalPartyOfCanada
#MarkCarney
#LiberalPartyOfCanada
#MarkCarney
He looks like a demented clown:
April 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
He looks like a demented clown:
Just got home from the polling place. Here’s what my ballot looked like:
🔴 LPC ✖️
🔵 CPC
🟠 NDP
#CanadaVotes #LiberalPartyOfCanada
#CarneyForPm
#PeePeeSucks
#AxeTheAss
#PuntTheCunt
🔴 LPC ✖️
🔵 CPC
🟠 NDP
#CanadaVotes #LiberalPartyOfCanada
#CarneyForPm
#PeePeeSucks
#AxeTheAss
#PuntTheCunt
April 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just got home from the polling place. Here’s what my ballot looked like:
🔴 LPC ✖️
🔵 CPC
🟠 NDP
#CanadaVotes #LiberalPartyOfCanada
#CarneyForPm
#PeePeeSucks
#AxeTheAss
#PuntTheCunt
🔴 LPC ✖️
🔵 CPC
🟠 NDP
#CanadaVotes #LiberalPartyOfCanada
#CarneyForPm
#PeePeeSucks
#AxeTheAss
#PuntTheCunt
I’m cheering for the @winnipegjets.com in the NHL playoffs. Let’s fucking go Winterpeg!
April 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m cheering for the @winnipegjets.com in the NHL playoffs. Let’s fucking go Winterpeg!
Hypothetically, how hard would it be to disable the brakes on a golf cart? #TrumpSucks #TrumpPoopsHisPants
April 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hypothetically, how hard would it be to disable the brakes on a golf cart? #TrumpSucks #TrumpPoopsHisPants
As a symbol of solidarity to my country, I’ll continue to listen to Nickleback, but I will NOT listen to Creed any longer. I would encourage other 🇨🇦 rock fans to do the same!
March 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
As a symbol of solidarity to my country, I’ll continue to listen to Nickleback, but I will NOT listen to Creed any longer. I would encourage other 🇨🇦 rock fans to do the same!
If Donold Chump and Melon Husk want Canada so badly, they’re going to have to pry it from my cold fucking hands!!! #Let’sGoCanada
March 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If Donold Chump and Melon Husk want Canada so badly, they’re going to have to pry it from my cold fucking hands!!! #Let’sGoCanada
Seth Myers is roasting Trump et al. Why doesn’t Trump simply have him arrested?🙄
March 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Seth Myers is roasting Trump et al. Why doesn’t Trump simply have him arrested?🙄
Some guy is getting weird with me on the local buy and sell app. I’m selling some old wrestling cards bro. No I don’t want to give you a pedigree on a mattress.
a man with a serious look on his face and the words i think this is insane below him
ALT: a man with a serious look on his face and the words i think this is insane below him
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Some guy is getting weird with me on the local buy and sell app. I’m selling some old wrestling cards bro. No I don’t want to give you a pedigree on a mattress.
So if Canada and the US are having a divorce, who gets Jim Carrey and Martin Short?
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So if Canada and the US are having a divorce, who gets Jim Carrey and Martin Short?
I don’t get why so many Americans voted for Trump. He’s a TV host ffs. That’s like if us Canadians would’ve elected Alex Trebek as prime minister… no wait it’s actually nothing like that. Trebek probably would’ve been a good PM.
February 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I don’t get why so many Americans voted for Trump. He’s a TV host ffs. That’s like if us Canadians would’ve elected Alex Trebek as prime minister… no wait it’s actually nothing like that. Trebek probably would’ve been a good PM.
Sometimes on Sunday mornings I had to miss watching WWF wrestling because my parents dragged me to church. “Why do you like that fake stuff?,” They’d always ask.🙄
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes on Sunday mornings I had to miss watching WWF wrestling because my parents dragged me to church. “Why do you like that fake stuff?,” They’d always ask.🙄
I watched that #SNL #SaturdayNight movie and my main takeaway was what a despicable asshole Milton Berle was. Just a crazy, unexpected scene with him lol. 🤯
January 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I watched that #SNL #SaturdayNight movie and my main takeaway was what a despicable asshole Milton Berle was. Just a crazy, unexpected scene with him lol. 🤯
Towards the end of his life, Mel Gibson realized the most lethal weapon of all was disinformation. (Hopefully)
January 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Towards the end of his life, Mel Gibson realized the most lethal weapon of all was disinformation. (Hopefully)
Orange Jesus Take the Wheel
Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
January 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Orange Jesus Take the Wheel
Does anybody else get irrationally angry when this “Kars 4 Kids” commercial comes on?
January 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Does anybody else get irrationally angry when this “Kars 4 Kids” commercial comes on?
Canada is the country that the good old U.S.A should aspire to be. It’s NOT the other way around.
January 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Canada is the country that the good old U.S.A should aspire to be. It’s NOT the other way around.